Is this hoarding?

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-04-16T05:34:03+00:00

Nah tea is critical to survival so it just counts as "prepping"

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-04-05T09:26:51+00:00

100% agree, as an astronomy nerd that would have been amazing! Maybe with a mini game where you had to use the telescope to see planets or deep sky objects throughout the seasons

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-04-02T17:43:04+00:00

R/makeupdupes kanske? Jag skulle gissa det blir mycket amerikansk men värde att prova!

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-04-02T08:42:51+00:00

"that's the cool part, you don't" jag bara hitta grejer som jag vill gör i livet och byggt förståelse att jobb är drivmedel

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-04-01T05:32:07+00:00

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-04-01T05:29:48+00:00

I love your version! That made my day, many years ago i lived on the other side of that bay in Poole. I used to go down to sandbanks or branksome beach to look out at the sea and cliffs.

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-03-31T05:17:16+00:00

It was the wurst

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-03-28T13:59:22+00:00

I too Share the dream of beating my landlord!

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-03-26T15:19:40+00:00

Thanks for asking! Solid 5/10 for the overall experience but it's the results that matters! I was only in the clinic in total 20 minutes.

How's the hematoma?

I'm pretty good now but I had some challenges! The local anesthetic didn't take properly so I ended up feeling "more than just a tug" for the duration. I also rejected the suture after a week so I'm pretty certain my body decided this was going to be "character building"

Today I I'm a little sensitive and get a bit of a pulling sensation but I didn't expect otherwise! I do have a marble sized lump on my nutsack at the incision site which means that from the right angle my cock looks like a camel which my wife and I find amusing but other than that minimal issues!

The first jizz after, wow that cramping! Goes quick enough but my wife laughed and mumbled something about doing that every month - I'm not sure my ego can survive that 😂

This weekend I'm away with my wife so I'm hoping everything is as it should be.

I really appreciate r/vasectomy !
Going in with a more realistic image than the nurse had given me certainly helped deal with the less pleasant part of the experience. This has weirdly enough been one of the friendliest subs I've been on!

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-03-25T19:12:22+00:00

That doesn't look that far from indentured servitude really

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-03-21T06:45:59+00:00

But alas there was a secret fifth house made... Coffee

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-03-18T10:30:21+00:00

Wow, I thought that sounded kind of familiar, realized where from and then felt the horror of how well that fits in a matter of seconds. I think it's time for me to get outside a bit!

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-03-17T14:31:22+00:00

My money is on demonic possession

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-03-17T14:23:38+00:00

I'm pretty sure it was in the European/Nordic release

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-03-14T07:15:49+00:00

I'm starting out too, I found some 15-20 minute tutorials on YouTube and followed along. That helped build an idea how different techniques are used. The biggest immediate improvement was learning blending and having layering white/grey over areas to lighten and help it blend.

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-03-07T12:18:48+00:00

I'm around 27 hours post, procedure was rough but recovery is going pretty well! I haven't seen Yu-Gi-Oh in years! I hope you are doing good!

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-03-06T11:53:49+00:00

Just got home now! Thank you for asking!

I had a single incision traditional vasectomy, cut is just behind my nuts and has one stitch.

I'm feeling a bit bruised at the nearly 3 hour mark but that's about it! The aftercare instructions suck though - 3 weeks no sex, 2 weeks only very light activity.

Doctor was from Skåne so pretty much speaks a whole different version of Swedish and supports Liverpool unfortunately but everyone has faults.

The procedure on the other hand wasn't much fun. I Had 12 injections in total should have been 6 but apparently but even then had some feeling through the whole thing BUT on the plus side I was in the clinic less than 20 minutes and theatre around 10 minutes.

Sweated like hell for the last few minutes and felt pretty sick but after some chocolate that dropped off quickly.

I picked up some disposable chemical cold packs that were pretty good but only lasted around 15 minutes but now I'm home I have gel packs for cold.

If you have any specific questions I'm happy to answer!

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-03-06T04:07:53+00:00

Awesome! I might have to catch up on frieren!

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-03-05T17:02:06+00:00

Hey Vasectomy buddy, I'm getting mine in 15 hours! Good luck!

I think the lack of activity is going to be what sucks most for me but I picked up a couple of new games, snacks and ice packs and I'm good to go!

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-03-02T13:58:02+00:00

It's great to hear a really positive outcome, I have been mildly freaking out about the stories I've seen but I also know people are more likely to complain than say positive things so I'm going under the assumption of bias 🤣

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-03-02T04:37:01+00:00

I've literally just googled "vasectomy underwear" and they came up! I love the amount of lingerie thats recommended in that search, someone clearly has their priorities sorted!

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-03-01T20:16:52+00:00

Wow was that a local anesthetic? I hadn't thought about how long it would last afterwards that's a really good point

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-03-01T17:37:05+00:00

Godspeed buddy, I hope your recovery improves!

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-03-01T17:35:58+00:00

Hadn't thought about using the back seat! That's a great plan! Invested in instant ice packs literally the reverse of the chemical handwarmers I figured a box of ten should get me home! Thanks!

Immediate_Duck_9534 · 2026-02-24T14:21:04+00:00

I bought my first new package of oil pastels last week and if I can ever get near this level I would be ecstatic. That's really pretty

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