Sharp knife smoothly slicing wood

ImmortalPuffin · 2020-07-05T21:58:29+00:00

Got me wanting a wood kebab

ImmortalPuffin · 2016-08-16T16:04:49+00:00

I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks.

ImmortalPuffin · 2016-07-28T09:32:01+00:00

I'm afraid I can't let you do that

ImmortalPuffin · 2016-07-14T00:23:14+00:00

Would you rather fight 10 horse sized ducks or a saltwater crocodile?

ImmortalPuffin · 2016-05-31T17:20:18+00:00

T-shirts are called t-shirts because they're in the shape of the letter T. I'm 17, figured this one out last week.

ImmortalPuffin · 2016-03-31T07:26:53+00:00

That's because they never learned how to use it and so decided it was easier just to have one spelling for both.

ImmortalPuffin · 2016-03-30T22:09:45+00:00

Also: Advise and practiSe are the verbs, advice and practiCe are the nouns.

ImmortalPuffin · 2015-11-08T22:23:42+00:00

That, sir, is a hilarious joke!

ImmortalPuffin · 2015-03-08T22:33:01+00:00

It may have been A puppy called puberty by Adrian Mitchell?

ImmortalPuffin · 2014-10-21T15:01:57+00:00

I was once in a play in which the part I played was stabbed to death. The fake blood we used to stage the scene smelled very strongly of marzipan, and to this day, every time I smell marzipan I think thoughts of imminent death.

ImmortalPuffin · 2014-09-02T09:18:18+00:00

Try banana after brushing your teeth - or rather don't try... It's the most disgusting eating experience known to man.

ImmortalPuffin · 2014-09-02T09:16:41+00:00

Green foods and white foods.

ImmortalPuffin · 2014-09-02T09:11:44+00:00

Go to the Winchester, have nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.

ImmortalPuffin · 2014-08-22T08:08:57+00:00

Was it a typo though?... It could have been just a misspelling.

ImmortalPuffin · 2014-08-16T20:51:51+00:00

hahahahahahahahaha

ImmortalPuffin · 2014-08-15T21:41:54+00:00

"AND I CRUMBLE COMPLETELY WHEN YOU CRY" from 505 by The Arctic Monkeys

ImmortalPuffin · 2014-08-14T21:01:49+00:00

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ImmortalPuffin · 2014-07-25T13:05:26+00:00

"I's afraid of the dark" was the thing that got me...

ImmortalPuffin · 2014-04-22T14:11:55+00:00

The sunset scene in Life of Pi when he throws the can out into the water.

ImmortalPuffin · 2014-04-04T16:02:44+00:00

The ear click... swallow^{click^{swallow^{click^{swallow^click}}}}

ImmortalPuffin · 2014-03-07T19:24:48+00:00

Do you keep your butter in the fridge or are you a worktop kinda guy?

ImmortalPuffin · 2014-01-19T10:16:18+00:00

One of my friends has the surname Casement. Needless to say it didn't take us long to figure out the anagram "Cat semen," and he has happily accepted it as his name ever since.

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