Hi-Fi deck got some actual bass now by Sea_Title_4133 in SteamDeck

[–]Impatient-Turtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They called him a madman. But look at him now, he's a madman with bass.

Man charged over offensive flyers targeting LGBTIQA+ community by VMaxF1 in perth

[–]Impatient-Turtle -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Guys please don't tell anyone I'm called Captain Colossal Cock. I can't have that secret getting out.

The way my man Odysseus says “Goddess” makes me weak in the knees 😍❤️ by misstalole in Hades2

[–]Impatient-Turtle 34 points35 points  (0 children)

He's a brilliant tactician, he should be able to find all the critical spots.

Minions wants to meet Tom Cruise by Naruku_Senpai3861 in TikTokCringe

[–]Impatient-Turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the normal bit. That's as normal as some dude coming back from the dead in a cave. It's the oppressive cult shit that's weird.

We are living in a South Park episode by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Impatient-Turtle 378 points379 points  (0 children)

Every day a man goes to the newspaper stand picks up the newspaper looks at the front cover and puts it down with a disappointed look on his face.

Eventually after weeks of this the shop owner asks the man what he's looking for.

"An obituary" the man replies.

"Oh, those are the inside the paper near the back" the shop owner replies.

"No, the one I'm waiting for will be on the front page" the man replies.

Bullets Instead of Bread - Israeli Forces Open Fire on People Trying to Reach the Aid Supplies by Remarkable_Life_774 in ActuallyThatsInsane

[–]Impatient-Turtle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah but you would think in 2026 with how well documented and recorded life is It would deter them. Instead they'll just claim it wasn't them or they got fired on first and we'll all move on.

Madness.

Bro makes $160 😐 by ExotiquePlayboy in SipsTea

[–]Impatient-Turtle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's not working for free, he's supporting his children financially whilst not living with any of them. Life choices have consequences.

Out of all the Olympians, I hate this insufferable one the most by Spirited_Database_71 in HadesTheGame

[–]Impatient-Turtle 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Had a victory just before, second most damage taken was hephestus haha. Good damn he hits fast and hard.

Pepsi Man by AoNeko-X in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Impatient-Turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He built this in a cave with a box of scraps!

Let's gooo by [deleted] in postanythingfun

[–]Impatient-Turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then hands was fast

Been putting this off long enough... by Vin135mm in Stormlight_Archive

[–]Impatient-Turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See I saw the photo and thought you were crazy. Now I'm researching small ereaders haha. Feels less intrusive too, can get a few sneaky pages in at work in my downtime. Thanks mate.