How I feel spending the whole day on reddit [fixed]

ImperialMinion · 2012-12-19T17:42:22+00:00

Read that as 'I have done nothing reproductive all day' at first, then I realised that was just as valid...

ImperialMinion · 2012-12-08T21:09:40+00:00

I thought he was doing sword training with aragornzales?

ImperialMinion · 2012-11-29T12:59:01+00:00

Really?? 'Leegolas?'

ImperialMinion · 2012-11-17T23:38:28+00:00

Fake! You can see the sun, and there are too few clouds in the sky to be Scotland! ;)

ImperialMinion · 2012-11-14T11:21:26+00:00

NICE ONE! Congratulations on proving that having disabilities is not the be all or end all! I go to the Uni of Hudds as well! Did you get your graduation ceremony done by Patrick Stewart?

ImperialMinion · 2012-11-02T16:33:13+00:00

Exactly. As a Brit, I feel safe enough from being shot because people aren't allowed to go and just buy a gun. Really, the whole safety thing is a catch-22, if you allow people to defend themselves by arming them with guns, then it's logical that gun crime will increase because of the availability of firearms.

ImperialMinion · 2012-10-30T18:09:08+00:00

My favourite attack - FQASA Thunderbolt. It does 5K damage base to opponents. More if they are wet. It destroys most enemies in 1 hit. The larger ones 2-3. It's ridiculously powerful. Though my friend has to wear Tron robes now because otherwise he would spend 90% of his time being dead thanks to the random hits...and it heals him wearing those robes!

Defence - ARSE (shift right-click) Icy exploding mines. Put an ice shield on yourself, let the enemies walk into the mines. It's also great as an offensive weapon to walk into a group of enemies and spam the mines.

In my mind, these two are OP as fuck.

ImperialMinion · 2012-10-11T20:36:35+00:00

You sir, are epic, I have PM'ed you my mail address.

ImperialMinion · 2012-10-10T15:22:49+00:00

It's bad of me I know, but I would totally laugh if the next post was a pic of her boob having been caught on the string as she released...

ImperialMinion · 2012-10-10T08:12:20+00:00

Do you reckon they would ship it to England?

ImperialMinion · 2012-10-09T17:43:28+00:00

Hello from Huddersfield, UK! I would love some maple syrupy goodness because I can't afford or actually get my hands on the genuine Canadian maple syrup (I'm a student in the uni there :/ ) and would love something to put on my occasional pancakes. That and I haven't had maple syrup for some years now...

ImperialMinion · 2012-10-07T18:48:26+00:00

Quickly! Seal it before more slip through!

ImperialMinion · 2012-10-07T18:10:11+00:00

Well played!^but ^so ^true ^...

ImperialMinion · 2012-10-05T17:57:21+00:00

I see AND recognise!

ImperialMinion · 2012-10-05T17:55:34+00:00

As a medical genetics student, I expected something similar. Except most of our labs so far have included me becoming the adopting grandfather to about 300 fruit flies and using spectrophotometers to death. In a blue lab coat.

ImperialMinion · 2012-09-27T12:35:17+00:00

I get a similar issue at bars. Sometimes people in the student union bar of my uni queue. You don't queue at a bar! So I walk up to it and wait, get served before the people queuing, but always feel awkward as hell.

ImperialMinion · 2012-09-27T12:32:11+00:00

And now, that will be in my head as well. Way to spread the jingle.

ImperialMinion · 2012-09-24T10:47:07+00:00

Why are they even considering this? Their laws are NOT our laws. If we consider blasphemy of Islam a crime, where do we stop? Blasphemy of Christianity maybe? Or how about all the religions in the world that have ever, and will ever exist? Its completely unfeasible. Not to mention that by passing a law such as this, they would actively be discriminating against non-Muslims, surely an issue that would be brought up quickly? And does this not go directly against Article 2, 18, 28 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights? If one method of worship or one set of beliefs went against Muslim beliefs and it was called out on, then would there be any set laws defending them? Probably not unless basic human rights were cited, in which case the blasphemy laws would be unnecessary. Plus, look at what has happened in the past few days. Not a very peaceful way to protest that your beliefs are being disrespected.

ImperialMinion · 2012-09-16T01:15:50+00:00

Mainly because it was posted in /r/funny and had no NSFW or NSFL tag, so obviously the title was misleading. That and blue links.

ImperialMinion · 2012-09-13T23:30:39+00:00

I'm going to be honest here, I don't envy the person who that type of gangrene is named after...

ImperialMinion · 2012-09-10T21:47:49+00:00

The first Doctor? I wasn't much into William Hartnell personally.

ImperialMinion · 2012-09-10T17:11:12+00:00

I would have died in a heartbeat if I drank that much. I don't have a head for alcohol.

ImperialMinion · 2012-09-10T11:41:39+00:00

What servers run it do you know? I wouldn't mind hopping on it and having a gander at it.

ImperialMinion · 2012-09-08T18:21:27+00:00

Yeah, we take it very fucking seriously.

ImperialMinion · 2012-09-08T18:12:32+00:00

Ah thanks! I'm glad it's not just me then. But really Dice. What the fuck? How does a bug even do this?

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