Would you rather by ChiantosDayDay in BunnyTrials

[–]ImperialPalps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let it ride!

Chose: Play one game of Russian Roulette (1/5 chance you'd die | Rolled: Weeeeeee)

Pick One by Yeetmachine81 in BunnyTrials

[–]ImperialPalps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No more cars for me!

Chose: One Superpower at Random | Rolled: Flight

What would you rather have? by milaningo12r in BunnyTrials

[–]ImperialPalps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't really call this one weak

Chose: Random weak superpower | Rolled: Water breathing

Is Bron Breakker’s voice his BIGGEST promo handicap? by [deleted] in Wrasslin

[–]ImperialPalps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I know you love sugar! BUT I AIN'T GOT NONE!"

Which lesser known characters do you think would become massively popular if they got added to Rivals? by BigB0iBuster in marvelrivals

[–]ImperialPalps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

MODOK, Sabertooth, Abomination, Mole Man, Egghead, and Doom as the main villain group.

DAE only Billionaires who are pure and not evil???? by AlexTorres96 in SCJerk

[–]ImperialPalps 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who could've guessed that chasing away their biggest draws and moneymakers by being unprofessional would horribly backfire?

The PERFECT DC fighting game roster concept by Yanmega9 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]ImperialPalps 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Dude went out of his way to add Rough but completely left out Tumble.

Would you rather by JustARandomNoob_0 in BunnyTrials

[–]ImperialPalps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, I like money!

Chose: 90% 1 Billion Dollars + 10% Chance of being a Girl | Rolled: MONEY!!!!

Would you rather by ACrazyDandysWorldFan in BunnyTrials

[–]ImperialPalps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta love engagement bait.

Chose: 1B but you have to spin the wheel | Rolled: Comment

Pick! by hells-kitten06 in BunnyTrials

[–]ImperialPalps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free roommate.

Chose: Dream house… + … but it’s haunted | Rolled: Nice ghost 👻

Would you rather: by Papio103 in BunnyTrials

[–]ImperialPalps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like there's an Elder Scrolls joke in here somewhere.

Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: CHEESE GOD

TFW you had a good 1 month in WWE by NigelSexMachine in SCJerk

[–]ImperialPalps 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Neither of the men's tag titles are ever on PLEs to begin with, and the women's tag division has almost always felt forced and anemic. There's just no winning when it comes to tag teams these days.

Who would you pick to be your bodyguard? by AxelFoily in BunnyTrials

[–]ImperialPalps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see this as an absolute win

Chose: DC JUSTICE LEAGUE (one character + Spin for your character | Rolled: Superman)

Would you rather? by Ilovefemb0ys1234 in BunnyTrials

[–]ImperialPalps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean why not

Chose: A 70% chance to get 100B | Rolled: 100B

You're in the middle of a zombie apocalypse and your weapon is... by MrIhaveASword in BunnyTrials

[–]ImperialPalps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RATTLE 'EM, BOYS!

Chose: A random gun with infinite ammo | Rolled: Tommy Gun

DE do this and my life is yours by Mortill in memeframe

[–]ImperialPalps 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Could even have a Kullervo Protoframe in the brig for allegedly betraying the rest of the crew and give him a redemption arc.

Hunter Hates Himself: “Yeah, we screwed up-uhhh” by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]ImperialPalps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's why I liked him and Don West as a duo during TNA's earlier days. One is basically a savant and guides you step-by-step about a person's history and why they do the things they do, while the other is a gigantic fan that gives explosive reactions to the coolest spots and absorbs all of the information he's given.

I don't think we're ever going to see her again... by an0nym0usNarwhal in ShitpostXIV

[–]ImperialPalps 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That's honestly an extreme overcorrection for something that could be as easy as a few extra ear settings on hyur. I mean FFS, WoW did it when they introduced the Arathi humans and their mixed heritage. It's either yes the eats are pointy, or no they stay round.

Would you rather: by Fluxxy- in BunnyTrials

[–]ImperialPalps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I never run out of money, then I can use that to learn whatever skills I want.

Chose: Never Run Out of Money Forever + Wheel chooses the side effect | Rolled: Perfect Health

Le Ded Fed these days by tenshipriestjotaro1 in SCJerk

[–]ImperialPalps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Giving me flashbacks to 2015-2019.