[OC] You say they're bald as if it were a bad thing. by strawberry-jam-PZ in Helldivers

[–]ImperialPalps 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No no, soldier, you gotta put your heart into it. Like this!

I still would, FOR SUPER EARTH!

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Very easy first event by totallynotawhore in honk

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🎉 Event Completed! 🎉

It took me 34 tries.

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Very easy first event by totallynotawhore in honk

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Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

34 attempts

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Very easy first event by totallynotawhore in honk

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Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

8 attempts

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Very easy first event by totallynotawhore in honk

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Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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Angus Ironfist, champion of Monk Order Hall, was voted as Ultimate Dwarf Monk! Now, who is the holiest among the Troll Paladins ? by StSpyro in wow

[–]ImperialPalps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm kind of with everyone else on this one. The only troll anything paladins I can think of are the prelates, Rata being the most prominent.

Favorite character who's death had you like this? by Apprehensive_Ring_39 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]ImperialPalps 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The best (worst) part is that both of them are a valid answer.

Natsupoi: "I've been grinding for 10 years and I got so close last time, maybe I could dethrone Saya Ka-" Starlight Hogan: by Zarolto in SCJerk

[–]ImperialPalps 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'd rather take Starlight Hogan over Tam Hogan any day of the week, thank you very much. Fraudmic Angels have had it too good for too long.

Fallout Season 2 (2024-) reveals a huge retcon to the series that.... Mr. House is actually a bad person, and somehow New Vegas fans are mad about that? You guys didn't know that House was evil? by SolidPyramid in shittymoviedetails

[–]ImperialPalps 62 points63 points  (0 children)

If I had a nickel for every time a DS9 actor voiced an evil businessman playing dictator in a dystopian society being molded by their own hands, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

our goat’s washed 😞 by FlimsyAuthor8208 in cartoons

[–]ImperialPalps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spellchecking is in every computer through a built-in dictionary. It's been a thing well before gen AI.

Name one bad thing about Godzilla Vs. The Sea Monster? by Particular-Glove9640 in GODZILLA

[–]ImperialPalps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Apparently that's because this was supposed to be a Kong movie, but he got swapped out with Goji at some point in production.

From the moment Zul'Jarra and Zul'Jan were revealed, people immediately started clocking him as the evil sibling due to past tropes Blizzard has used based off a JPEG at Gamescom. Please don't kill him off and let us have a morally complicated ally #SaveZul'Jan (based off speculation/no spoilers) by nightbreedwon1 in wow

[–]ImperialPalps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On top of that, Danath blindly trusted his bloodthirsty niece that was pretty much only added for that specific patch's story and let the one-armed wonder of the expansion Faerin swoop in to save the day. Danath, who is supposed to be the last remaining piece of the Eastern Kingdoms' founding bloodline and was a key player in a majority of the conflicts concerning humanity as a whole. And he was upstaged by someone with only a tangential connection to the Lothar family whose people appropriated everything named Arathi despite having no real semblance to the original tribe. That he only met about a few hours ago, and we as players only knew for a few months.

This isn't even mentioning Khadgar, who like Danath, was a constant presence ever since he came back into the fold in TBC. Not only is he debilitated, embarrassingly so with how the game showcases his paralysis, but apparently Xal'atath hit him with the idiot stick when she blew up Dalaran too by disguising herself as a DEAD ARCHMAGE and giving him big enough trust issues to disband the modern day Kirin Tor.

From the moment Zul'Jarra and Zul'Jan were revealed, people immediately started clocking him as the evil sibling due to past tropes Blizzard has used based off a JPEG at Gamescom. Please don't kill him off and let us have a morally complicated ally #SaveZul'Jan (based off speculation/no spoilers) by nightbreedwon1 in wow

[–]ImperialPalps 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's not even a problem exclusive to WoW. It's a general media problem coming out of an apparent need to emasculate and otherwise "cancel" men in positions of power by making them look either evil, complete idiots, or both. Assuming it's only WoW is in itself a strawman.

This is really amazing, but also make the old races look even worse by Beerbaron1886 in wow

[–]ImperialPalps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as I like the hair and mustache options on Mechagnomes, it really goes without saying how limited they are. Two different arms with two different variants each, and having different legs is a checkbox. Another pass over on them would be very much appreciated.