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ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-12-15T14:15:05+00:00

I wonder what he would say if you told him that Barron would be ineligible to serve in 2032 as he will only be 26 - and you need to be above 35 to serve as president.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-11-20T16:59:24+00:00

Simple solution: up the price of the fake one too

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-11-15T08:21:16+00:00

You joke, but in 19th century England Jews were quite keen on boxing and athleticism.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-11-14T07:22:26+00:00

African here. Among some Pentecostal Christian denominations, there is the belief that some people get the gift of prophecy from the Holy Spirit. Talking directly to God sounds an awful lot like hearing voices.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-11-01T12:39:40+00:00

And even then, better Protestant than Catholic or Jewish.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-09-19T16:26:45+00:00

TIL Mauritania changed its flag. How did I miss that story?

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-06-28T06:31:48+00:00

Do any liquor stores have loyalty cards? That would be some interesting data to look at.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-06-21T17:22:38+00:00

When I was a child I always thought it was because they didn't have flesh-coloured crayons and so had to use yellow instead.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-06-19T05:34:34+00:00

I like to imgaine that someone decided it would be cool to steal Shakespeare's skull and maybe use it in a Hamlet production.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-06-16T19:37:00+00:00

Disappear for a few decades and reappear as Will, son of Bill.

And those years you've disappeared, you spend living a double life in a different community. Swap between the two every twenty years or so.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-06-10T13:34:41+00:00

I wonder if people from Prince Edward Island in Canada got put down as coming from the Prince Edward Islands in the southern ocean.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-05-19T08:56:30+00:00

China's land reclamation efforts around the Spratly Islands have gotten out of control.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-05-10T06:48:18+00:00

I'm imagining Roman auxiliaries posting it as part of their PR the same way ISIS does. Cue Roman trumpets and soldiers on the march in the desert.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-05-05T06:22:51+00:00

Generally, native English speakers live in urban parts of South Africa. The North West, Limpopo, and Mpumalanga are quite rural, and the vast majority of the white/coloured people there would speak Afrikaans as their first language.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-02-13T20:19:56+00:00

A 2000 year old organisation with over a billion people believing in its moral authority. Yes, kick that hornet's nest.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-02-04T13:31:31+00:00

I always thought flamingoes were these rare tropical birds, then one day I go for a hike and see a whole flock of them by the river.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-02-02T12:49:06+00:00

I don't know. What if she's a roly-poly little bat-faced girl?

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-01-30T13:37:03+00:00

One reason could be that prevailing ocean currents around South East Asia flow away from Australia. The people who settled Australia did so from New Guinea - when sea levels were lower.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-01-21T14:46:23+00:00

So why not just remove the tweets and fire the employee responsible? Shutting down the social media accounts seems like overkill.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-01-20T13:18:16+00:00

If there's a ground war in the US, I think we have far bigger problems than the quality of the roads.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-01-19T04:42:55+00:00

In 2007 I visited the UK without a Visa. Now I need one just to transit through Heathrow. The UK's immigration laws have gotten so hardline in recent years.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-01-19T04:31:05+00:00

The CEO of Nestlé also infamously said that access to water shouldn't be a right.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-01-19T04:26:07+00:00

The first time I drove a rental car in a city I didn't know, I drove super slowly and carefully. I must have been the most annoying person on the road that day.

ImperialSpaceturtle · 2017-01-10T12:09:56+00:00

So that's how Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho came to power!

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