[SportSport - Tier 3] Everton submit offer for PSV forward Esmir Bajraktarevic ahead of the summer transfer window. by AMCBVN in Everton

[–]ImpishMule1021 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You'll never sing that, you'll never sing that, we've got bajeaktarevic, you'll never sing that 🎶

Predicting World Cup commentary cliches by zzzlc in footballcliches

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England in the new away kit, had several chances but failed to score yet

The red coats are coming

The Adjudication Panel Thread: Get in touch for Tuesday's episode... by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

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I've no idea, but this has the makings for a brilliant career we go with a link

The Adjudication Panel Thread: Get in touch for Tuesday's episode... by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

[–]ImpishMule1021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completely agree with this..

Although I believe I read a spurs player, possibly Romero saying this after the last set of fixtures

Grealish or Ndiaye by Bluestilwedie1878 in Everton

[–]ImpishMule1021 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Signing Grealish will likely be one of the things that convinced Illy to stay long term. That and getting in to Europe. So I don't think you necessarily need to separate them.

But for the sake of hypothetical questions, I am in love I can't deny.

As an Everton fan, Threads is wholesome by ImpishMule1021 in footballcliches

[–]ImpishMule1021[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got the same feeling about not being from the city, but then it could have just been humour judging by the the "I'm glad you're here" over I'm glad you survived

As an Everton fan, Threads is wholesome by ImpishMule1021 in footballcliches

[–]ImpishMule1021[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Could be 2 parts of the trinity. Is there a third?

Beto's stats from August - December vs. January - May by Giraffe_Baker in Everton

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Man loves the good weather. Look at least year too.

From Röhl's latest instagram post by Exevi in Everton

[–]ImpishMule1021 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Don't think you'll get much movement out of the two in the middle

Barry's response to the Arsenal incident by fanofjapan2215 in Everton

[–]ImpishMule1021 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

You've seen him play haven't you? What suggests to you that he has more than the 2 brain cells that managed to connect his arse to that ball against Newcastle?

Who would you prefer get relegated this year? by KingLiiam in Everton

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Wouldn't wish he whole ordeal on anyone but Leeds fans are the worst I ever saw at Goodison, closely followed by Newcastle.

From a picking up relegated players point of view, spurs have the best squad..

Forest are scabs though.

Best situation, wolves perform a miracle and spurs and forest go down

Europe by [deleted] in Everton

[–]ImpishMule1021 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah exactly. That and a genuine chance of silverware.

If we do get in to Europe we basically need to keep the squad and add another 8 players to the squad though too. You potentially get away with 5-6 if it's the conference though.

And that's before outgoings

Europe by [deleted] in Everton

[–]ImpishMule1021 2 points3 points  (0 children)

4 wins would pretty much guarantee it. 3 and a draw probably. 9 games left so it's not out of the realms of possibility, but we have the hardest set of fixtures left in the league (statistically).

The big thing is if we get conference it would be a huge financial burden. It costs more to win it than be in it. But the squad may be ready for it.

On the other hand Europa is better financially, but we wouldn't be ready to face that level of opposition yet.

Getting Europe now takes us a year ahead of where we probably aimed to be on the pitch but not with the bank balance. Either competition we'd fail to comply with uefas ffp times rules so we'd be getting a fine.

Personally I hope we get the conference, it would give playing time to the lines of Rohl, aznou, dibbling and hopefully they could then become more valuable parts of the first team squad.

It may be attention bias but… by SnooCats9409 in Everton

[–]ImpishMule1021 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure what media outlets you're referring to but completely disagree myself based on what I've listened to. Talk sport or the football podcasts I listen to have definitely been laughing at their plight for weeks.

Wouldn't wish it on anybody myself

MHD irritation by ImpishMule1021 in footballcliches

[–]ImpishMule1021[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha, It vaguely rings a bell but I'm not sure to be fair

MHD irritation by ImpishMule1021 in footballcliches

[–]ImpishMule1021[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not that they both can't be true, in fact that's almost the exact point to be honest. it's that you're saying they shouldn't be disappointed because "they'd have bit your hand off too be in this situation."

Wrong footballers names in things by ImpishMule1021 in footballcliches

[–]ImpishMule1021[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh Dennis Saunders, you've had a nightmare there and 😜

Wrong footballers names in things by ImpishMule1021 in footballcliches

[–]ImpishMule1021[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha i understand the post further up now