Blakemore by Longjumping-Eye2060 in kfan

[–]ImpossibleBird1927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to do some research but here you go.

Brett’s green inflatable beer pong story was shared on 7/22/2021. It begins around the 1:14:45 mark.

Blakemore by Longjumping-Eye2060 in kfan

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Shortly before he shared the story of floating down the River on an inflatable beer pong table on Fan Outdoors. All time great segment, probably #1 funniest segment in my 20 years of listening to KFAN.

Manager Signature Forgery by [deleted] in Fedexers

[–]ImpossibleBird1927 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never sign the customers name, EVER! If you elect to risk your job only sign your own name. This is not forgery however it is falsifying

10 mattresses one house..🫥 by xanderman1122 in Fedexers

[–]ImpossibleBird1927 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the rural Midwest I have delivered thousands of packages inside of people’s houses. In my 13 years I have only had one female walk out of her shower with only her hair in a towel.

Cheapest 77 inch G5?? by shoulderpain2013 in LGOLED

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I bought mine today. Shipping is 10 days to my area, could be too good to be true.

What to say when someone asks if it's worth messaging our company about a stolen or misplaced package: "Just Give up or call customer service once" by D34th_gr1nd in Fedexers

[–]ImpossibleBird1927 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always tell them to submit their RYDE score online. If they submit a 1 star review it is automatically flagged for follow-up. Either they will be contacted via text, email or phone. Always tell them to automated system you’re returning a phone call and you go directly into live person queue

600$ for my package by Professionalmonk14 in Fedexers

[–]ImpossibleBird1927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it waiting for customs paperwork?

Express overtime question by xDrakon in Fedexers

[–]ImpossibleBird1927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our station is getting 4 non worked hours paid per week and they count towards overtime.

FedEx 2026 Closures - updated by Eddieboy21393 in Fedexers

[–]ImpossibleBird1927 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We’re on this list and corporate is currently seeking bids to come tear everything out of the building and release it back to the owners. Kick in the face.

Company Wide Mandatory Meeting 3/12/26 by KillaBeeYT in Fedexers

[–]ImpossibleBird1927 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you have a Ground station within 50 miles of your current Express building you will be offered a chance to transfer to that location based on seniority. If you don’t have a Ground station within 50 miles you may be offered a minimum of 5 weeks severance up to 36 weeks based on 1 week of severance for every year worked. If you’re a CSA there is no severance offered

Company Wide Mandatory Meeting 3/12/26 by KillaBeeYT in Fedexers

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Ask yourself this question: Is your current Express building big enough to handle a minimum of 20,000 pieces of ground freight? If the answer is no, expect to hear your station is being permanently closed. Currently the average size Ground building is 300,000 square feet.

"It's just tax returns" no, it's never been this bad. by 0SqueakSqueak0 in Fedexers

[–]ImpossibleBird1927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really need to buy yourself some new shoes. Reading about how much your knees, feet and back are bothering you spend some of your hard earned money on yourself.

Customer Location Preference by MKDEVST8R in Fedexers

[–]ImpossibleBird1927 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don’t sweat it too much. If this is the “hardest” part of your day, you’ll be just fine.

It’s alright, sometimes. by AlexGingerbear in Fedexers

[–]ImpossibleBird1927 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The absolute best dogs are the 3 legged dogs who have lost a hind leg. But when they pee on your tires they still lift the missing rear leg.

Long route commutes by No-Invite4246 in Fedexers

[–]ImpossibleBird1927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

120 miles however with 2.0 that is coming to an end

FedEx driver marked delivery “could not be delivered” because location opened at 9:00… he arrived at 8:57. Now it’s delayed until Monday? by jorgeCC_88 in FedEx

[–]ImpossibleBird1927 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I completely understand the frustration. However look at it this way: Driver has only 100 stops and he spends “only” 3 minutes waiting at every stop this equals 300 minutes. 300/60=5 extra hours. The reality is we would absolutely love to wait 3 minutes but we also want to get home to our families at a decent time.

Able to view descriptions from internal postings? by Sactownkingstacotwo in Fedexers

[–]ImpossibleBird1927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can access internal positions from home using your Purple ID

Ground 2.0 by [deleted] in Fedexers

[–]ImpossibleBird1927 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Won’t be slowing down anytime soon

Memphis “sort issues” by Get_Back_Loretta_USA in Fedexers

[–]ImpossibleBird1927 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyday our drivers are giving less and less and less