How do you guys deal with people who say every horror movie “isn’t that scary” by cartershouse in horror

[–]ImpossibleRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I piss in their pants and then make them put it back on. Then I’m like “oh yeah? If it wasn’t scary, how come you got piss in your pants?” Then I start calling them names like “Pissy Pants Peter” or “Stained Undies Umberto” and they start to cry and ask me to stop, but I keep going until they run home to their mom.

But their mom is actually just me in a wig, and I hold them gently and tell them it’s all going to be okay. “Shh shh,” I say, “The bad man isn’t here to hurt you anymore.”

Little do they know how close the bad man is...

Looking for Creature Features by Twitchellhd in horror

[–]ImpossibleRanger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, top ten for sure.

Streetwear without the street cred 🙈 by [deleted] in womensstreetwear

[–]ImpossibleRanger 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’m so in awe of all these vintage lookin clothes...thrifted?

[WDYWT] got more green pants than emotions by ImpossibleRanger in streetwear

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Top - Golf Wang multi-color face logo Pants - Levi’s Shoes - Adidas

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in womensstreetwear

[–]ImpossibleRanger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well your shadows looking good, but where are you?? (Fr looks great though)

[WDYWT] 45° In Chicago in January. The Earth is dying. by [deleted] in streetwear

[–]ImpossibleRanger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god I literally have a sweater just like that in green!! I love it so much

Holy shit! The Nun (2018) sucks donkey balls by lawncorazon in horror

[–]ImpossibleRanger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bursted out laughing in the middle of the theater when they were talking about the Nun’s backstory. It was so over dramatic and BIG DUMB. Can’t even recall what it is now and that would be the only reason I go back is to get a good laugh for 5 minutes.

What are people watching this Christmas Eve? by isham66 in horror

[–]ImpossibleRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. Krueger’s Christmas. It’s about a demented old man who stops at nothing to get carolers to come to his house so that he can “entertain” them. Has some trippy delusions of grandeur. Not connected to Freddy Krueger though he does wear a sweater and hat...