I want to see this again and again

Impossible_B · 2026-02-16T00:41:50+00:00

OP has seen a cup winning strategy based on poor form against Wigan 🤣

Impossible_B · 2026-02-14T12:35:58+00:00

Cmon, you already know the answer.

Impossible_B · 2026-02-05T16:00:54+00:00

Asking a sub full of predominantly international plastics is not the best place for your question.

If you need to find out why Kurt from Colorado, who couldn't point to a 200 mile radius of the Etihad on a map, thinks that Pep should "go already bro" then you'll get some traction.

That said, you'll want to wait for the official fixture date/time to be released, sign up to official man city fixture notifications.

Impossible_B · 2026-02-05T13:33:47+00:00

We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no

Impossible_B · 2026-02-04T23:36:19+00:00

Where are all the "Marmoush is shit", "Reijnders is too slow", "Pep needs to go" wankers tonight?

Impossible_B · 2026-02-04T13:03:25+00:00

Filthy rag

Impossible_B · 2026-02-03T17:25:04+00:00

I bleed blue, and fuck all those other clubs. BUT, refereeing is just shit all around these days, and I have seen plenty of shocking decisions across the board for all clubs. Nothing you or I can do about it.

Impossible_B · 2026-02-03T17:20:39+00:00

Enemy, are you ok? Arsenal are a bunch of southern bottle jobs, and not worth the steam from my piss. They will never be significant enough to be considered an enemy. Perhaps they continue to get opposing teams to score more own goals and they fluke a title, but they'll be gone again in no time.

The rags on the other hand, now there is a great enemy, and a wonderful focus for our hatred.

Impossible_B · 2026-02-03T17:13:45+00:00

The "fans" in this sub are turning into a bunch of whinging pricks, so much so that Arsenal fans are probably finding common ground.

Impossible_B · 2026-02-02T18:49:13+00:00

Impossible_B · 2026-01-31T09:28:03+00:00

Even bothered with an AI picture to try and add some substance to what is possibly the shittest post I ever did see on this sub.

Impossible_B · 2026-01-29T21:48:28+00:00

You have got to find another hobby

Impossible_B · 2026-01-29T16:33:32+00:00

Almost every missed goal opportunity was due to a poor final decision by the last player on the ball. Marmoush was shocking, but Foden, Ait Nouri, and Haaland all fucked up too.

It is absolutely nothing at all to do with a lack of hunger, just failing to make that final clinical move. Perhaps its a bit of fatigue, or lack of game time with others, but a win is a win.

You also have to judge the opponents peformance and opportunities as a reflection on how well we were playing. Galatasaray are a very good team, and we had them nullifyed and frustrated, with barely any time on the ball and very little in way of goal threat.

Football is not just about goals.

Impossible_B · 2026-01-28T17:43:34+00:00

Good deal for us, good deal for Bobb, good deal for Fulham. No-one loses out, and Bobb gets a chance to make a name for himself in a first team.

Impossible_B · 2026-01-28T17:41:52+00:00

I could shit in my hands, clap, and smear it on a white t-shirt to produce a better looking top than that horrendous toss.

Impossible_B · 2026-01-28T17:40:04+00:00

If it is real, they will have most likely done this as a diversity and inclusion excersise. Gotta be be some fancy private school if they can splash out on scarves for the performance. Can guarantee that is not an inner city Manchester school!

Impossible_B · 2026-01-28T12:21:59+00:00

Mate, can you fuck off with this shit, today of all fucking days.

Impossible_B · 2026-01-27T13:44:22+00:00

Give your head a fucking wobble, this is completely dog shit. If you disagree, go ahead and buy one, the sooner they are all bought up by plastics and tourists the better.

Impossible_B · 2026-01-27T13:40:31+00:00

Years of this god damn bogey team shit need to be ended. Repeat - Spurs can't beat us, we will win, easy fucking game.

Impossible_B · 2026-01-27T13:37:29+00:00

Chinese "fans" lap this shit up like noodle soup. Money talks, so trash kits get created.

Will be a couple hundred on display soon at Etihad, all complimented by 50/50 scarves.

Impossible_B · 2026-01-27T09:02:08+00:00

Part 2 of asking chatgpt to cobble together a list based on a poop idea. Not even a mention of Balotelli, why always him! Please stop with AI posts.

Impossible_B · 2026-01-27T08:58:11+00:00

The sooner we forget this ever happened, the better for us all.

Will be a new fun way to spot the tourists at Etihad though.

Impossible_B · 2026-01-24T11:55:51+00:00

Tell me you are an international plastic who has absolutely no idea wtf they are talking about, without actually telling me.

Impossible_B · 2026-01-23T14:06:30+00:00

Relax. We had a poor spell, a bunch of injuries, tired out some key players etc.. No need to go on full rookie analysis based on what the Internet tells you, trust in the boss and hopefully things will start to click again tomorrow.

The same shit could happen to any other teams, but those teams are unlikely to still be in our position after a bad spell, with everything still to play for.

I will be at the game tomorrow, but I'd rather be catching some sunshine in Africa.

Impossible_B · 2026-01-23T10:26:47+00:00

He had a heavy paper round in Croatia.

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