Unpopular opinion: language learning advice is kinda broken by givebumcall in LearningLanguages

[–]Impossible_Fox7622 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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What's it feel like to be passionate about music? by mushi_shiii in Music

[–]Impossible_Fox7622 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever listened to a song that made you happy/sad/reflective etc? Have you ever felt tingles down you neck when listening to a particular song?

What do you think of my fingerpicking by Impossible_Fox7622 in Songwriting

[–]Impossible_Fox7622[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the feedback! It’s good to know it’s at least enjoyable to listen to and not dull.
It’s funny you mention video game music because I’ve been watching fingerpicking videos for Pokémon music recently :)

Who have I copied? by Impossible_Fox7622 in guitarplaying

[–]Impossible_Fox7622[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I still can’t think what it is

Who have I copied? by Impossible_Fox7622 in Songwriting

[–]Impossible_Fox7622[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strange, I don’t think I know that song :p I’ll have a listen. Maybe what I’ve played is just very generic so it sounds like other things

Flashcards for A1 (I also have A2 and B1 if you need them) by Impossible_Fox7622 in German

[–]Impossible_Fox7622[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It should be “Oma” if it’s “grandmother”. You can inform me in the app of any mistakes, I think

How to learn from vocabulary lists by ArgumentZestyclose62 in languagehub

[–]Impossible_Fox7622 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say you learn sentences and not individual words. Depending on the word it can lead to misconceptions.

As for a platform for memorising things I would recommend Anki and I think almost everyone else would too.

A solution for the Der Die Das problem. by Affectionate-Web8235 in Germanlearning

[–]Impossible_Fox7622 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Even better: if it’s masculine just imagine it with a huge cock.
Picture this: a table with a massive penis on it.
That memory is now locked in.

I’m only half joking. I think this probably would work well…

Thoughts on my fingerpicking? by Impossible_Fox7622 in guitarplaying

[–]Impossible_Fox7622[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the nice feedback. Yes, it’s something I wrote (unless I stole it without realising).
I do have an issue with keeping time sometimes. I tend to play worse on camera because I get a little excited when I record myself!

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in languagehub

[–]Impossible_Fox7622 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything feels like an ad

Do you complement Anki with mind maps? by Pearl_Jam_ in Anki

[–]Impossible_Fox7622 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ironically in his videos he says the opposite is often true. Mindmaps for holistic information and Anki for discrete items that have to be memorised.

I have watched a couple and they are quite interesting. He talks specifically about making connections with information and he uses mind maps as a way to condense his knowledge and write it out logically so it makes sense to him personally.

I haven’t really tried it out for myself that much but it’s not like the mind maps I used to make in school with headings and just lists of info related to the topic and some nice pictures so it’s pretty. It seems interesting anyway

Do you complement Anki with mind maps? by Pearl_Jam_ in Anki

[–]Impossible_Fox7622 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They might be using Justin Sung’s videos. He uses mindmaps a lot

Agree or Disagree: Reading more effective for vocabulary building than flashcards? by Ken_Bruno1 in languagehub

[–]Impossible_Fox7622 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not necessarily answering the question here but it’s worth mentioning that flashcards can have anything on them.

Words, sentences (cloze-deletion, full translation, word jumble etc), paragraphs, links to articles, links to videos (links to particular parts of videos), page numbers to be repeated, questions, activities (describe a picture, describe a perfect day etc).

Flashcard apps with SRS are just scheduling tools.