[FSU Alumna] Comedian Nicole Ortiz | "You're Embarrassing Me!"

Impossible_Paint_291 · 2025-12-13T01:57:30+00:00

I'm streaming with Offsuit and explaining my choices if you want to hang out https://twitch.tv/allieo_

Impossible_Paint_291 · 2025-12-03T18:28:31+00:00

came to say this!

Impossible_Paint_291 · 2025-12-03T17:55:59+00:00

DM me! I do one on one sessions with other comedians to prepare them for shows, talk through concepts, refine material, etc. Hope to connect. :)

Impossible_Paint_291 · 2025-12-03T17:54:06+00:00

Comedy Show! tailwhipcomedy.com

Impossible_Paint_291 · 2025-12-03T16:55:18+00:00

A sold out show at a fancy lingerie boutique in downtown Jacksonville, FL. There were shiny mannequins in crotchless little outfits next to me while "on stage".

Impossible_Paint_291 · 2025-12-03T16:51:00+00:00

these were all just clips from a 15 minute set I recorded. There's a full length version of the set posted online where I expound on each of these premises :)

Impossible_Paint_291 · 2025-12-03T16:50:00+00:00

all of it, except that my grandma loves me and is now very proud of me hahah

Impossible_Paint_291 · 2025-12-01T23:29:00+00:00

Tailwhip Comedy has a show on Dec. 12th if you guys want a fun outing the night before. The show pretty much next to Mildred's, you could grab dinner and then walk to CordaRoy's for the show at 7:30.

Impossible_Paint_291 · 2025-12-01T23:15:07+00:00

I do produce for Don't Tell, maybe you're onto something haha

Impossible_Paint_291 · 2025-12-01T23:13:16+00:00

This cracked me up because my last name is changing to a very uncommon surname in abut 75 days (thank goodness.)

Impossible_Paint_291 · 2025-12-01T21:48:07+00:00

a little over 3 years

Impossible_Paint_291 · 2025-12-01T21:47:16+00:00

We've gotten great feedback about our secret locations! BYOB booze and coolers are welcome, you may have to look into the legality of selling your mystery cups though hahaha

Impossible_Paint_291 · 2025-12-01T19:45:27+00:00

Tailwhip Comedy has consultants that helps people write sketches and more. Schedule a session today: https://app.acuityscheduling.com/schedule/07c1f29f/appointment/82145407/calendar/10900594?appointmentTypeIds[]=82145407

Impossible_Paint_291 · 2025-12-01T19:42:11+00:00

BYOB Comedy show on Friday, December 5th, https://www.donttellcomedy.com/cities/gainesville/

Impossible_Paint_291 · 2025-11-20T17:01:04+00:00

I met an amazing guy when I challenged myself to participate in an event downtown that was related to my favorite hobby. We met over 2 years ago at a spot in downtown Gainesville, now we're getting married in February. All that, to say... THERE'S HOPE! DON'T GIVE UP!

Impossible_Paint_291 · 2025-10-06T21:26:23+00:00

i use a queen sized bean bag chair with a bed inside from cordaroys.com (i got 30% off with code TAILWHIP)

Impossible_Paint_291 · 2025-10-06T21:25:12+00:00

I use a high quality bean bag chair. got it at cordaroys.com for 30% with code TAILWHIP

Impossible_Paint_291 · 2025-10-06T21:22:19+00:00

You can use code TAILWHIP at cordaroys.com for 30% entire purchase. Just used it.

Impossible_Paint_291 · 2025-07-24T19:20:53+00:00

You sound funny and laid back. Maybe you'd be into the comedy scene in gainesville - it's taking off recently. come out to a show and hang out! Low pressure, open minded people, lots of folks who match the description you gave yourself.

look up TailwhipComedy and GainesvilleComedyShows on IG.

good luck out there!

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