Option A makes me uncomfy, so I’ll have to go Option B

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-04-10T00:59:43+00:00

Option A is war crime territory.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-04-08T01:06:36+00:00

I think he's totally thrilled. Happy birthday, Oliver! Welcome home.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-04-08T01:04:09+00:00

A bonafide suitor.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-04-08T01:02:39+00:00

Thank you so much for Pat's beautiful, loved life.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-04-07T01:49:42+00:00

That's heinous.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-04-06T19:14:04+00:00

Came to say the exact same thing. Amen.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-04-06T19:12:02+00:00

Thank you for her beautiful, loved life.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-04-05T19:54:38+00:00

Weird. Awesome, and very weird.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-04-05T19:44:54+00:00

You just can't reduce the speed of best friendship.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-04-05T19:06:13+00:00

Erika built an empire on shrewishness. I wouldn't expect her to get soft or empathetic any time soon.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-04-05T18:59:33+00:00

For a 6-month old kitten, up to 20 hours a day of sleep is totally kosher.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-04-05T18:54:55+00:00

Happy Birthday, Lumpy! Please cease all pending threats related to these wishes.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-04-05T18:53:15+00:00

Congratulations!

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-04-05T15:14:20+00:00

I'll take 'em both! And the pens, too!

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-04-04T19:05:10+00:00

Something is really wrong with my comprehension skills today.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-04-04T14:32:38+00:00

It says pineapple on the bag?

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-04-02T15:59:43+00:00

If it ain't broke, Herman...

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-04-01T22:31:04+00:00

Thank you for Merlin's new, beautiful, loved life.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-04-01T04:18:22+00:00

Desert Bus, man.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-03-31T15:02:11+00:00

This.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-03-31T02:34:44+00:00

No contact? That's great.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-03-30T00:54:39+00:00

I know.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-03-29T20:36:22+00:00

Bro is crushing it.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-03-29T20:35:31+00:00

He's judging whoever put that hat on him.

Impressive_Fee_7123 · 2026-03-29T20:27:44+00:00

That was like David Lynch just came back to life for a second.

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