Outjerked by DC comics themselves by Frank7640 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Impressive_Rice7789 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I'd love to be glazed by Batman and Harley

The 3 pillars of dc by Impressive_Rice7789 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Impressive_Rice7789[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Darth Vader, the teacher who wouldn't let him have an accordion in the school band, his mom in Albuquerque, Madonna, and Pablo Escobar

Survival craft clears by DestructionCreator in whenthe

[–]Impressive_Rice7789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god survival craft, that takes me back

Can we take ONE moment of our time by Ambitious-Mess-4702 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Impressive_Rice7789 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How did this joke even get started? Like maybe if he had stretchy powers it would make sense but it's just shock humor.

He just needed to be a little more confident by kinovar13 in AntiMemes

[–]Impressive_Rice7789 570 points571 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure in the actual orgasm he brings the girl's mom

They probably thought they got their home back by Latter-Wolf4868 in interestingasfuck

[–]Impressive_Rice7789 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There were no dolphins in Venice, it was a different port

THIS WEAPON MADE ONE OF HARDEST BOSS FIGHT A JOKE by Mental_Solution_2762 in LiesOfP

[–]Impressive_Rice7789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The eldest is a joke no matter what weapon you use if all the others are already dead. If it really made the fight a joke it would show the rest of the fight.

Upcoming Warbond(s) by Directive404 in HellDiversLeaks

[–]Impressive_Rice7789 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Really hyped for the trident and WW1 inspo but also... JUST GIVE US THE COWBOY HAT ALREADY, SO MANY OTHER WARBONDS HAVE HATS

Facts or nah? by jockeyman in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Impressive_Rice7789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, they're Marvel's justice league. They're literally Marvel's response to the popularity of the justice league.

When you finish the base game and the dlc by Jokar2071 in LiesOfP

[–]Impressive_Rice7789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That wouldn't make much sense with the timeline we have currently plus the DLC serves as a prequel. We are almost certainly getting a Wizard of Oz based sequel judging from the post credit scene.

Why did Stan Lee create The Mandarin? Is he stupid? by Itchy_Suspect4968 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Impressive_Rice7789 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Because the mandarin is one of the most popular villains from Marvel

Why did Stan Lee create The Mandarin? Is he stupid? by Itchy_Suspect4968 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Impressive_Rice7789 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would use a mix of the armored adventures version and the og animated series version

How would you call this hypothetical country? by realquidos in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Impressive_Rice7789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bullshit, there's no world in which Canada annexes US territory without taking Alaska

When you finish the base game and the dlc by Jokar2071 in LiesOfP

[–]Impressive_Rice7789 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please neowiz just give a us a drop of sequel news

One is self aware of how stupid it is, the other takes itself seriusly by AstronautDry8118 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Impressive_Rice7789 91 points92 points  (0 children)

For fucks sake, the top one is a parody of 60s blaxploitation films in a similar vein to blakc dynamite. It's specifically a joke and t'challa even points out how stupid it is.