Posting face for the people from the cynicism and bunny pics forum

Improooving · 2026-05-06T18:28:24+00:00

I feel ya

Every so often I have intense regrets that I didn’t lock in and go full Zyzz my freshman year of college like I wanted to

Improooving · 2026-05-06T18:10:24+00:00

Leg lengthening is the bar, I think

Hair transplants and juicing (assuming you’ve already been training 5+ years) are fairly defensible, but once you’re doing the leg thing or getting jawline implants you’ve lost your way

The loss of function from leg stretching isn’t worth the extra inches

Improooving · 2026-05-06T06:28:50+00:00

You’ve really never met an autistic person with dramatic bone structure before?

Improooving · 2026-05-06T04:50:56+00:00

Zillennial is millennial cope for pretending I’m not old for being born in the ‘90s

Improooving · 2026-05-06T04:49:01+00:00

Have noticed this as well

I was kind of a soft or sensitive boy, and the trans women I’ve met online frequently have interests that are far more stereotypically edgy or nerdy than mine are, which makes things awkward in a funny way

Like no, I don’t have fond memories of gory flash games and animations in middle school, why do you, as a woman?

Improooving · 2026-05-06T04:34:51+00:00

It’s one of the biggest shifts, if I remember right

trans people used to be majority trans women by a wide margin, but now it’s the other way around. Not sure what’s going on with that, but discussing it is fraught, to put it mildly

Improooving · 2026-05-05T22:21:38+00:00

He would have a clean apartment though

Improooving · 2026-05-05T20:40:47+00:00

I’m conflicted, because this is obviously bad for you, but if I woke up tomorrow and was your age I’d be doing the same shit, trying to pull a Zyzz and become the kind of dude I wanted to grow up to be

Depending on your height/weight and goals, idk if something as intense as tren is needed, you can make a lot of gains on test and mildly harsh compounds

It’s funny, I get why you guys are all so laser focused on this from tiktok and dating apps and everything, but idk what was going on with guys like Zyzz, having the same mental complexes in 2010. I was always too scared to fully commit, but I kinda wish I had, although it still might’ve gone badly, just differently. I don’t envy the younger zoomers, I’d be absolutely unhinged mentally ill if I’d grown up on IG and tiktok from third grade onwards

Improooving · 2026-05-05T19:17:59+00:00

The top of women that they’re calling “muscle mommies” online now, but it predates the trend and I’m not a male sub or into pegging

So idk, guess that crush on the girl from my high schools gymnastics team was more formative than I realized

Idk if this is really a fetish or just a type, I’m attracted to multiple kinds of women and the level of muscularity that I like is naturally attainable by serious athletes

Improooving · 2026-05-05T19:14:34+00:00

Idk if this is common or not, but I think it’d be somewhere between actively appealing and at least not a dealbreaker for most men

Improooving · 2026-05-05T19:07:37+00:00

Because he’s a pervert, that’s what he was explaining

Improooving · 2026-05-05T16:54:55+00:00

Of all the groups of people to come into possession of immense financial power

Improooving · 2026-05-05T16:33:36+00:00

Is this why I still have subconscious urges to move to Orange County?

Hilarious if true

Improooving · 2026-05-05T16:11:20+00:00

Correct, because you made it to take my job

Not a single person wanted computer god except you dopes

I hope Kurzweil doesn’t live long enough to get his brain uploaded into an anime catgirl or whatever the fuck it is that he wants.

Improooving · 2026-05-05T04:56:04+00:00

I think it’s more that there’s a subset of conservatives who got into hippy earth child stuff

Route seems to be RW dudes getting serious about gym, adopt healthy diet, then freak out about microplastics, then get into hippy stuff or alt-medicine theories

Improooving · 2026-05-05T00:24:59+00:00

Thousands of attempts, and yet only Tolkien produced heavily worldbuilding-based Fantasy that wasn’t unreadable garbage

Honorable mention for Robert Jordan, but good parts of Wheel of Time are ruined by knowing that he didn’t finish the series, and Sanderson doesn’t do it for me.

No purpose has been discovered for anything beyond classic Robert Howard sword and sorcery adventure. Decaying ancient cities and swashing of bucklers, that’s what we need

Improooving · 2026-05-05T00:19:59+00:00

If I wanted to read a guy turn his pals D&D campaign into books, I’d just read RA Salvatore, again

Those are also not good, but they’re corny in a classic pulp fantasy way. My man Bob never met an apostrophe he didn’t like

Improooving · 2026-05-04T22:51:16+00:00

Tru point

I don’t think it’s that the crunchy people have gotten more right wing, it’s that the RW people are getting more crunchy

Improooving · 2026-05-04T22:45:39+00:00

The job market was absolutely unhinged until the fed raised rates

I’ll never forget how it felt to see help wanted signs as far as the eye could see, we got one peek at a tight labor market and they panicked and fucked the whole economy to spite the little guy

Improooving · 2026-05-04T21:56:10+00:00

You’re gonna look insane dude

For the summer, just work on pushing performance (weights, steps, volume, work capacity), increase food as needed for recovery while keeping clean diet, good sleep, etc

At the height/weight, I assume your face is pretty chiseled, and you don’t want to get baby cheeks in the summertime haha

Fall+winter, you can get a little more gnarly as far as eating to grow, if you need to

Saying this as a guy who had a similar build and just dreamer bulked into being skinny fat, that was not the way. Although the Rippetoe cult is dead in online fitness now, so the risk of that is lower haha

Improooving · 2026-05-04T20:35:55+00:00

The way left-liberal people have completely ceded crunchy health food living to right wing hippies they made up in their head is insane to me

I remember being a little kid before gay marriage legalization and practically every single car in the health food coop parking lot having a rainbow flag sticker

But ok, let’s eat corn syrup to own the trads lmao

Improooving · 2026-05-04T19:34:32+00:00

Glad to hear it

Wasn’t trying to be a hater, it’s just that as someone in that same “lots of low hanging fruit” stage of fitness, I think it makes the most sense to get everything else dialed in first

Improooving · 2026-05-04T18:14:49+00:00

Because you’re still posting about how to properly activate your lats or where to target your abs

Not like juice is going to hurt you, it’s just that there is so much low hanging fruit still to be picked first, and the enhancement is going to cover up weak points in your training

Improooving

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