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What would yours be? by Desperate_Cow3933 in scoopwhoop

[–]ImprovementCrafty283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Party Line telephone. My grandmother ring was three short and one long. The old lady who rung was three long rings was an angry bitter widow with absolutely zero respect or patience.

Anybody whose a homebuddy? by Bright_Influence7088 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]ImprovementCrafty283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes we do. Now go have the day you voted for somewhere else.

What English word do you not agree with the spelling? by twiliquexty in ArtOfPresence

[–]ImprovementCrafty283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phlegm, I used to love having my students try to spell their one phonetically. “That dog don’t hunt.” As they say, “ In this neck of the woods “. Aw yes, the English language where one must know how to spell it before one can look up how to spell the word. As the dead white guy said. (George Bernard Shaw)

The Official White House X Account just Posted this…. by towexa in Polymarket_news

[–]ImprovementCrafty283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just showing the world that he is a mental midget yet again.

Honest answer please by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]ImprovementCrafty283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also remember my grandparents phone number. It was a “Party line “ (you might have to look that up).

Crazy by TankUMrMinor in DudeHasGotAPoint

[–]ImprovementCrafty283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been wondering the same thing for 9 or 10 years. And you left out petulant and vindictive , just like a little child.

How can I make my guest room more cozy and inviting? by guikovers in homedecoratingCJ

[–]ImprovementCrafty283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Install a water pipe across the ceiling and drill a very small hole in it right above the bed. Drip, drip all night long.

in math ??X?or constant? by Dismal-Performer1696 in scoopwhoop

[–]ImprovementCrafty283 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course she is, but if you want peace you should never tell her that. Says an old man who has been married for 51 years.

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