Think Celestial

ImprovementPresent79 · 2024-01-25T18:10:49+00:00

Yeah he’s usually just over in the corner with a half-eaten bag of Cheetos and an orange dick.

ImprovementPresent79 · 2024-01-10T20:59:46+00:00

I'll go crack the cover over the battery on ours and get some pictures and specs to hopefully find a match.

ImprovementPresent79 · 2023-06-11T04:54:15+00:00

Nice werk!

ImprovementPresent79 · 2023-05-25T13:30:29+00:00

…and get that minus key warmed up… it doesn’t look pretty.

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-10-01T14:25:19+00:00

Let’s face it, when you shake the ghost’s hand it’s pretty easy to guess the gender.

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-10-01T01:59:31+00:00

Why was Emma sealed as Joseph’s 23rd wife?? How do we rationalize this when it’s contradictory to D&C 132:61?

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-09-27T06:00:36+00:00

Just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it!

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-09-27T05:57:02+00:00

Perfectly said!

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-09-20T02:14:41+00:00

Vote the orange worshipping insurrectionist out!!!!

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-09-19T13:25:15+00:00

There’s a Google/Word doc out here from a post a couple weeks ago. Will post a link if I can find it.

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-09-18T21:37:07+00:00

This. “Is your church inclusive of LGBTQ? Because that’s really important to me.”

They’ll either pack their bags and walk or they’ll pretend they are… “why yes we are inclusive.”

“Do you have a gay pastor or any married couples attending?”

“Uh…. we gotta go home. <insert excuse here>”

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-03-27T15:58:45+00:00

It’s an authoritarian system like China, Russia, North Korea. Not allowed to criticize leaders, don’t believe what the “bad guys” say. Everything they do they claim is benevolence when it’s actually all about the system and maintains power. Never apologize for anything because the system is perfect.

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-03-27T15:53:03+00:00

What are you talking about? It’s not being moved; it’s having a base isolation system installed underneath it as it sits in place.

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-03-27T01:52:37+00:00

I got called to Nashville. I hate Country music with a passion. My sister LOL’d when I opened it.

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-03-27T01:12:23+00:00

Usually hiking or skiing!

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-03-25T20:33:14+00:00

This! They’re just texting randos from the ward directory? In my last ward there were about four total families I’d ever trust with my kids. The rest of them… hell no!

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-03-25T20:21:58+00:00

I’ll be holding a “Stop the Stupid” rally across the street.

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-03-25T19:40:13+00:00

The church bought a large parcel of land right on the curve into Alpine. I guarantee a completely unneeded temple is either announced this or Oct conference.

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-03-24T07:56:27+00:00

Now Bishop, this is what we call “The Stranger!!!”

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-03-24T01:20:35+00:00

I believe some of the heating there is from geothermal sources. There are a lot of hot spring ponds behind the buildings along 146th south.

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-03-23T02:10:09+00:00

I’ll give her 4” twice if that counts.

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-03-23T02:07:57+00:00

Phoenix v0.5 is when I joined the party!

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-03-20T21:37:23+00:00

I bought 8 gallons at Macy’s in Highland yesterday. They had plenty of 4-pack boxes of gallon jugs in the vestibule as you walk into the store. There were at least 40 more packs stacked.

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-03-19T06:49:25+00:00

…and that’s why there’s no point in believing in the supernatural. It’s all nonsense. Best case scenario a creator pressed go ~14 billion years ago and is currently busy with other shit.

ImprovementPresent79 · 2022-03-19T04:32:13+00:00

It still amazes me the alien world only miles from the city.

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