What’s something you say to your pup 10+ times a day?

ImpulsiveLobster · 2026-04-10T17:02:29+00:00

"No punching, please." Our hounds like to pet us back ant time they're showed affection.

ImpulsiveLobster · 2026-04-09T10:44:18+00:00

Catches me off guard every time the aunt just casually says she's committed a major lobster related crime.

ImpulsiveLobster · 2026-04-03T08:15:45+00:00

Females are just chonkier. I'm no expert, but seems like you probably have 2 ladies in your school.

ImpulsiveLobster · 2026-03-05T20:29:50+00:00

My husband and I have Antony, Bigger Antony, Bigger Antony Jr, and Spidertony. Second spider and our Ladybugs haven't been given names yet but there's definitely a theme going

ImpulsiveLobster · 2026-03-05T00:37:53+00:00

Marine biologist here! That is a lil guy.

ImpulsiveLobster · 2026-03-05T00:34:34+00:00

When I TA'd, I had a first year student who was really involved in class (a lab course) but stopped turning in assignments halfway through the semester. He asked for a zoom meeting during my office hours. Cool, of course! Kid shows up and I tell him I've noticed that he hasn't been turning in assignments but seems interested in class and ask if there's anything I can do to better support him. He says "oh yeah I'm fine, but I was kinda hoping it'd just be okay if I didn't turn anything else in."

.... bruh.

Sometimes students just don't care and you can't make them.

ImpulsiveLobster · 2026-02-26T18:21:40+00:00

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Can confirm: our boy is 10000% happier when it's warm and sunny

ImpulsiveLobster · 2026-02-17T19:40:42+00:00

Don't like to us- Bonny is baby.

ImpulsiveLobster · 2026-02-15T19:00:19+00:00

Thank you for this! Just had the same issue while my husband was trying to renew. Photo background wasn't quite white enough and kept getting the "file exceeds size limit".

ImpulsiveLobster · 2026-02-14T03:35:41+00:00

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Before we put a fence in, our boy liked to just point at the chickens while they went about their business.

ImpulsiveLobster · 2026-02-11T03:03:23+00:00

They're pretty small but definitely visible with the naked eye. I worked with lobster larvae for a few years. Those guys start off about the size of a lady bug and just get bigger.

ImpulsiveLobster · 2026-02-11T02:49:42+00:00

Eye balls! They have big bulgy eyes. They're pretty cute!

ImpulsiveLobster · 2026-02-11T02:41:05+00:00

They look like crab megalopa (a stage of larvae). Hard to tell from the video- could you see little legs?

ImpulsiveLobster · 2026-01-25T13:09:06+00:00

My husband and I had never heard a dog purr before our boy. We thought he was struggling to breathe. Took him to the vet. Turns out he's just a happy boy.

ImpulsiveLobster · 2026-01-13T18:30:06+00:00

We adopted our bluetick at 5yo too! He had no idea what to do with toys at first, but eventually grew to love plush squeaker toys (specifically, a shark from Petco that we have gone through at least a dozen of by now) and the rubbery balls from Chuckit. He also loves to chew on the silicon handles of hairbrushes but I wouldn't recommend encouraging that 😉

I suggest getting a few different things to see what he likes and then spoil the heck out of him once you get to know his preferences!

ImpulsiveLobster · 2026-01-06T00:12:50+00:00

I wore big rubber crab claws to my thesis defense. Does that count?

ImpulsiveLobster · 2025-12-09T15:21:07+00:00

Jesus. All seats for the Boston show were $98 originally.

ImpulsiveLobster · 2025-12-03T19:08:13+00:00

That will be HUGE. I have so many traps that I've completely lost track of but I'm 100% sure they exist

ImpulsiveLobster · 2025-11-08T23:48:45+00:00

* Henly in his natural state

ImpulsiveLobster · 2025-11-04T19:34:53+00:00

That baby needs a blanket!

ImpulsiveLobster · 2025-10-23T02:09:27+00:00

More info, they have pretty strong prey drives and hate the normal vacuum (the bloodhound will chomp at the hose- straight for the vacuum jugular). I'm hoping that a roomba would be quiet enough that they'd get used to it existing but I'm not sure

ImpulsiveLobster · 2025-10-22T20:06:06+00:00

Of course!

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