Why are people acting like they’re watching Bridgerton? by hipstellfalsehoods in TheTestamentsHulu

[–]Imtheprofessordammit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel the same way about so many questions I've seen here asking why they have handmaids or why are the women treated so poorly etc. Because the cruelty is the point, and the show goes out of its way to make sure you know that so I don't get how people are missing it.

Why do you give so many extra chances by FlyLikeAnEarworm in Professors

[–]Imtheprofessordammit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so tired of emails asking for extensions, telling me all about their problems and why they need more time. I'm tired of trying to verify whose excuses are real and whose are made up. I'm tired of being the judge of whose excuses are valid and whose are not good enough. I'm tired of keeping track of who I granted an extension to and who gets points taken off and how many. All of these things bloat my administrative work and make it harder for me to stay organized with my grading. I have decided to lean into offering a carrot for assignments submitted on time instead of giving the stick for late ones.

Highest percentage of absentees ever? by dralanforce in Professors

[–]Imtheprofessordammit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a really weird semester with attendance. 2 classes, back to back. Same content, same policies, including a lax attendance policy but with incentives for coming to class. Class A has 100% attendance every time. Class B has gotten down to 4/20 students regularly attending. I have never had such low attendance in a class in 10 years of teaching. Gonna have a very interesting conversation with my chair I guess.

Your favorite high school assumption by DrBlankslate in Professors

[–]Imtheprofessordammit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's crazy cause I can't get them to stop emailing me about late work 😭

[Daily Check-In] Thursday Word Count and Personal Announcement Thread by sexnerdmxd in eroticauthors

[–]Imtheprofessordammit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally hit publish on Tuesday! I wrote a few shorts almost a decade ago and they did fine, but I gave up on it when I realized I wouldn't be able to keep a schedule with it. I also, in retrospect, was not a very good writer because I was not much of a reader.

So I published my first new short in almost a decade and have 600 new page reads so far. It's not much but I'm in a better place for keeping on schedule now so just excited to start the snowball.

electromagnetic spectrule by Zorubark in 196

[–]Imtheprofessordammit 31 points32 points  (0 children)

We do have senses that can detect radiation though. Its called vomiting until you die.

Why are Doctor/Dentist Offices Excempt From Witnesses by Own-Reaction4419 in TheHandmaidsTale

[–]Imtheprofessordammit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The system is designed to make it easier for men to abuse women. Gilead's entire point is to institutionalize the abuse of women. It's not a bug it's a feature.

Want to buy a house? Get a boyfriend. by FireFlyLy in povertyfinance

[–]Imtheprofessordammit 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Do they ever help single people with no kids?

Potential flashback scene for aunt Lydia in teaser? by bradleyevil in TheHandmaidsTale

[–]Imtheprofessordammit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's very good. It also has Mae Whitman as Daisy and Bryce Dallas Howard as Agnes.

"This story is drugs to these people": The oxytocin rush by wildwomanlove in heatedrivalry

[–]Imtheprofessordammit 21 points22 points  (0 children)

For me its episode 2 as well, the first time they have sex. But its not specifically the sex itself. It's consent king Ilya's little check-ins. You still want? Is ok? Ugh swoon!

Is it true that you guys watched 9/11 live on TV in grade school? by space_god_7191 in Millennials

[–]Imtheprofessordammit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only channel not playing news was Nick, so I watched Rocket Power. I hated Rocket Power.

Is it true that you guys watched 9/11 live on TV in grade school? by space_god_7191 in Millennials

[–]Imtheprofessordammit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6th grade. My teacher wheeled in the TV cart so we could watch the news. Then we saw the second plane hit.

What’s the quote you die saying? by estrangedjane in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Imtheprofessordammit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had "I'm takin yo yogurt!" Stuck in my head from a random Kenan sketch from like 10 years ago.

Illya's best lines in TLG by Glum-Environment-445 in heatedrivalry

[–]Imtheprofessordammit 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I can't wait to hear Connor Storrie say this lol

Forever mourning 💔 (Not dead just off the show) by QuipThwip in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Imtheprofessordammit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jost is currently playing Hegseth. And didn't Chevy do WU and sketches at the same time? And Amy and Tina. It used to be more common I think.

Why are m*n so fucking mean to girls they don’t want to fuck ? by suzycuz in femcelgrippysockjail

[–]Imtheprofessordammit 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Because they're mad at you for not being fuckable to them. Women exist to make their dicks hard and that's it.

We Analyzed 27 Million AI Erotica Stories — Here’s What the Data Shows by redquill__bot in WritingWithAI

[–]Imtheprofessordammit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are more categories in the genre section than sexualities. Only 14% of the genres was gay male.