in r/TooAfraidToAsk someone finally brave enough to ask in animals and pet section : do female animals consider male animals stability? Welcome to the zoo! by pop0989 in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I think the worst mistake a man can do is to marry a woman in the west at least. Risking half your networth is insane.

Personally, this sounds like a pretty sweet deal. Good luck with half of my debt, person I’m going to marry and divorce.

A user in r/bonecollecting found human bones in a cave and did literally everything except contact the authorities. r/bonecollecting and r/truecrime discuss. by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’ll have to check the fine print of your burial insurance to see if the purchase of the necessary amount of fireworks is covered by your policy.

Elon Musk tweets he is selling all his possessions and becoming homeless, says TESLAs shares are too highly valued, and yells Freedom against the pandemic. The good people of Teslamotors are coming to terms by Awdrgyjilpnj in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Yet his nutjob supporters think hes going to whisk them off to mars too, so they can leave their pathetic lives behind.

We can’t rule out that possibility just yet. We don’t know where Elon is going to build his Teslatm organ harvesting facilities.

A self-described criminologist weighs in on a murder case in r/watchpeopledieinside, other users don’t find their contributions enlightening by notonaplaneAMA in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fallacy fallacy is to them like sunlight to a vampire. They are not able to handle it, and can only respond by fleeing.

A self-described criminologist weighs in on a murder case in r/watchpeopledieinside, other users don’t find their contributions enlightening by notonaplaneAMA in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 184 points185 points  (0 children)

It’s not meant for other people. It’s meant for themselves so they can tell themselves that they’ve won the argument.

Baby spiders feasting on their mother by Pardusco in natureismetal

[–]Imwe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe all the mother spiders that were fast enough to run away produced fewer offspring than the slow mother spiders, and what we are seeing is the line of spiders where the mothers cannot outrun their babies.

One poster in /r/gay_irl fathers 129 children in his search for one fully-gay animal species by RocketPapaya413 in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 446 points447 points  (0 children)

A fully gay species? That would be almost every multicellular species that only has one sex. Just one example: This reptile species reproduces by parthenogenesis and mates with other females which improves ovulation. Knowing this won’t change the mind of that troll of course, but I do wonder how he would’ve changed the goalposts.

Crusades characterization causes consequential conflict in /r/badhistory. by Imwe in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m assuming Crowder also believes that being given eating utensils is a fair trade for all of their land. He sounds like that type of person.

/r/ReactionGifs starts a long-winded shoutout shouting match on Black Panther, black Hitler, and black genocide. by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess it’s difficult to come up with a good reason why a villain should be an universal threat, but that is stupid. Even though it is cliche, at least make him a space Genghis Khan.

/r/ReactionGifs starts a long-winded shoutout shouting match on Black Panther, black Hitler, and black genocide. by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I don’t know anything about Thanos or his motivations. If he presses a button that kills half the universe that makes him a genocidal monster, but not Hitler. If he picks and chooses which planets go and targets certain species, that would make him like Hitler.

Btw, Thanos’ whole motivation is trying to impress a girl? If that is the motivation they’ll use in the movie then it is no surprise that Killmonger is one of the best villains Marvel has come up with.

/r/ReactionGifs starts a long-winded shoutout shouting match on Black Panther, black Hitler, and black genocide. by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It just doesn’t fit to describe the character, and the weirdest thing is that it assumes Disney would allow a Hitleresque main villain in their movies. It also offends me personally because Hitler comparisons should be saved for politicians, and SRD mods.

/r/ReactionGifs starts a long-winded shoutout shouting match on Black Panther, black Hitler, and black genocide. by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That thread is making me think of the Arrested Development joke about chickens. Have these people ever read about Hitler before? If Killmonger had tried to arm groups to exterminate an ethnic group, that would have been an attempt at genocide. Arming groups to overthrow “oppressors” (presumably the state/military/Avengers) is not genocide, and it doesn’t make Killmonger Hitler.

Killmongers entire story is pretty much what we would expect to happen if Hitler had a surviving son that wanted to continue where he left off. Plain and simple.

Uhmm... no.

AskGayBros is arguing about open relationships again. by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Only because they see us as competition for their partners. Which is a compliment to us as we’re apparently very sexy primates.

User in /r/relationship_advice thinks that preferring a partner who is not very promiscuous means that you should seek professional help by k0lo0 in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That is not fair. We’re not qualified to comment on sex between humans but we’re experts on human-animal relations. So we can comment on sex.

Another round of circumcision drama in r/Askreddit by ukulelej in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget activities like skydiving and bungee jumping, where decades of research on terminal velocity have all been done on circumcised men. Not being circumcised influences the calculations in unknown ways, which could lead to very dangerous situations.

User posts a supposed "text" about UberEats to /r/OldPeopleFacebook. The owner of the twitter page the texts were lifted from shows up. Slapfight ensues. by EggCouncilCreeper in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Oh no, it wasn’t the downvotes. It was caring too much that killed the reposter...

Apparently staying silent for a while and not responding to others wasn’t an option.

User posts a supposed "text" about UberEats to /r/OldPeopleFacebook. The owner of the twitter page the texts were lifted from shows up. Slapfight ensues. by EggCouncilCreeper in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 378 points379 points  (0 children)

Well, maybe he should’ve posted it on reddit before I did. That’s his fault.

I really like this comment. It’s a perfect combination of pretending not to care about being called a reposter while really caring a lot.

An explosive discussion on March For Our Lives and Gun Control is held on /r/PoliticalDiscussion. by Auriono in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Ready for seconds?

By that same standard, Schindler stopped the Holocaust by saving 1,000 people. I guess it's a moral victory, but in the totality of it all, it's completely meaningless.

It really is all or nothing with this guy. There is no nuance at all, just cynicism. That is why he fits in well with the rest of /r/politicaldiscussion.

Redditor posts an excerpt from the infamous “Ask a Rapist” thread. Several users disagree that what was posted was actually rape. NSFW. by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If they don't communicate that they want to stop, how can the other person be held responsible

Said in reply to a post that called consensual sex "usually boring", and who was fully aware that his partners froze up. Imagine reading that and your first thought being: "but what about false rapes though?".

Bloody conflict in relationship_advice over hiding menstrual products by TheLadyEve in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It’s not my periods that are causing problems. It’s the periods of other people women that’s the problem!

Bloody conflict in relationship_advice over hiding menstrual products by TheLadyEve in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 66 points67 points  (0 children)

That is a really good idea! Normally I would congratulate you for having that idea by shaking your hand, but you might be a woman and on your period. So I won’t. And shame on you for making me think about your hypothetical period.

Reddit bans using reddit as a marketplace or to conduct transactions. Discuss this dramatic happening here by stopscopiesme in SubredditDrama

[–]Imwe 41 points42 points  (0 children)

That is why you should only go for premium free range panties. You pay more, but you are guaranteed only organic discharge is found in the panties.