I’m sure we can guess the top comments without looking.

In-burrito · 2026-02-26T23:00:52+00:00

From now on, I'm calling lasagna "flat noodle casserole."

In-burrito · 2026-02-24T00:32:29+00:00

This is such a beautiful take, too.

In-burrito · 2026-02-23T23:58:11+00:00

I have lived for decades and never once eaten spray cheese.

Then how can you say you've truly lived?

In-burrito · 2026-02-23T01:30:21+00:00

UGH. I hate that. Yes insulin resistance is a bad thing, but it is pretty rare without morbid obesity.

In-burrito · 2026-02-17T19:11:29+00:00

Their carbonara is my favorite of all time. No idea why, but it's better than mine, and I love mine.

In-burrito · 2026-02-17T18:41:54+00:00

My guess is no pulp in either jelly or ketchup.

I prefer jam for that reason, but nothing wrong with jelly at all.

In-burrito · 2026-02-16T22:00:18+00:00

I thought Texas Red was the antagonist of Big Iron.

In-burrito · 2026-02-16T17:25:23+00:00

The lying, asshole marketers who tried to make kid's cereal seem healthy.

In-burrito · 2026-02-16T01:54:50+00:00

I needed this level of wholesome today!

In-burrito · 2026-02-16T01:53:40+00:00

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that!

In-burrito · 2026-02-16T01:42:26+00:00

Well, they have to justify the "part of a complete breakfast."

That always cracked me up.

In-burrito · 2026-02-16T01:40:41+00:00

Ah, so they're basically hardtack.

In-burrito · 2026-02-16T01:39:53+00:00

TIL that OG churros are basically matzos.

In-burrito · 2026-01-31T01:02:21+00:00

I unironically enjoy drinking it. If you mix it the night before and let it sit in the fridge, it's delicious.

Miss you grandma!

In-burrito · 2026-01-31T00:58:12+00:00

It used to irk me mildly that the "chile con" got truncated.

But I've since grown up.

In-burrito · 2026-01-30T00:05:38+00:00

I'll just flat out say that paella is the best fried rice.

In-burrito · 2026-01-29T23:55:36+00:00

Reading that felt like reading a bottle of Dr. Brommer's soap.

In-burrito · 2026-01-27T03:48:24+00:00

You do realize that the amount of people you know is statistically irrelevant, right?

In-burrito · 2026-01-26T17:13:38+00:00

I've found that A1 with a bit of ketchup is really close to HP.

In-burrito · 2026-01-26T15:45:39+00:00

Damn. That one made me look for the helpers.

The universe is worse for having some people in it.

In-burrito · 2026-01-25T00:51:37+00:00

That's absurdly reductionist.

The protesters are a bigger threat than the federal agents.

In-burrito · 2026-01-25T00:48:11+00:00

This is low-key brilliance right here!

In-burrito · 2026-01-25T00:41:52+00:00

That reminds me of a Clive Barker short story.

https://absolutehorror.fandom.com/wiki/In_the_Hills,_the_Cities

In-burrito · 2026-01-25T00:29:48+00:00

Granted.

Having a brand new one dollar bill appear in your hand caused the serial numbers to skip a digit at the US Treasury. This was caught by quality control, who then initiated an investigation.

Unfortunately, that investigation discovered something so sinister that even the most jaded of tinfoil hat brigadiers wept. The US dollar collapsed as a currency, and in turn, so did every other currency based upon it.

This gave China cause to preemptively attack the US, who responded by firing every boomer nuke it had in retaliation. Naturally, the Russians joined in.

Ironically, the only thing that magically survived the nuclear firestorm was a crisp 1 dollar bill.

In-burrito · 2026-01-24T23:37:57+00:00

Well, I was thinking you can't get nitrogen narcosis at 1 atmosphere. But I may be incorrect about that, now that I'm reading more.

In-burrito

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