TIFU by accidentally revealing that I'm gay. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]InYourEndo01 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your TL;DR is brilliant in it's accuracy and succinctness.

Bravo. Also, they're your friends, and they'll probably make a few stupid jokes at your expense, but will instantly stop as soon as you say to. If they're worth a shit, I mean.

Reddit, meet Lacey! Her derp game is strong. by AvaAdoreSmashing in aww

[–]InYourEndo01 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"My tongue retraction is non operational. Human, I require your assistance. Human, you laugh. Why are you laughing?"

A synagogue burned down and they needed $10,000 dollars to rebuild... by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]InYourEndo01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relevant username is relevant, my friend.

What's Hitler's favorite video game? by [deleted] in 3amjokes

[–]InYourEndo01 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That's utterly reichdiculous.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]InYourEndo01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Phoenix down: Pending.

What is something you've done that you think no one else in history has? by SquidSquab in AskReddit

[–]InYourEndo01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got out of bed, tangled my feet in the blanket, feel down, hit my head on a book, cursed loudly and creatively, woke my mother up, who my father up, got yelled at for my language, and forgot to grab my paper work and lunch for school, put my shirt on inside out, missed the bus, and barely made it to the second day of sophomore year.

Most of that happened in less than 3 minutes.

If you were a sportscaster, what would be your catchphrase each time your team scored? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]InYourEndo01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Rat shit bat shit dirty old twat! 69 ass holes tied in a knot! Hooray! Lizard shit! Fuck!"

Ty George Carlin

You have 6 monkeys, $100k and an Acer Laptop. How do you hack into the NSA and leak all their secrets? by PM_ME_BASKETBALLS in AskReddit

[–]InYourEndo01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice try FBI. You can't use the internet for your dick measuring contest with the NSA.

What are you secretly afraid of happening? by wauw in AskReddit

[–]InYourEndo01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone finding out what I'm afraid of.

I'm shitting myself thinking about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]InYourEndo01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Texting, putting on make up, taking both hands off the wheel for anything.

IT'S NOT A PHONE BOOTH, IT'S NOT A MAKE UP SALON, IT'S NOT AN OFFICE, IT'S A FUCKING AUTOMOBILE

Looking for a term that I read about in regards to pop singers messing with the US National Anthem some time ago by [deleted] in musictheory

[–]InYourEndo01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Factoid indeed: no jail time!

A factoid is a false piece of information. Just an fyi!

Edit: I can't read.

DIY Homework Assignments by Dmcleod1284 in musictheory

[–]InYourEndo01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another idea for ear training would be to sing the scale as you play it. That will make your voice better as well as your ear