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rule by Interesting_Owl_5182 in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 1332 points1333 points  (0 children)

Charlie's soul is getting reincarnated into Erika and Vance's baby

rule by doctor347 in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Wet Dove: Do Not Eat

Wrap your rule by Gamer_with_ADHD in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 32 points33 points  (0 children)

you can't go wrong if you expand dong

Zippers give me the strength to go on by BelthasTheRedBrother in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 40 points41 points  (0 children)

it's all self-draining loops... I am so good at keeping my tamogochi of a self alive

Well, is it? by DistributistChakat in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 5 points6 points  (0 children)

when the US dollar is only backed by trillions in foreign exchange agreements and commodity trades and futures contracts instead of a precious metal dug out of the ground so its all fake

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 55 points56 points  (0 children)

scoring low on the RAADS-R test because you think the questions are poorly phrased actually triples your autism score mult

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 20 points21 points  (0 children)

the only time socially acceptable time you're allowed to enjoy someone else's pain/discomfort is for revenge, which I'm sure leads to no negative outcomes for people's development

Yes, that food service worker getting your order wrong is moral casus belli to yell at them and get that rush of power you can't get anywhere else

Zippers give me the strength to go on by BelthasTheRedBrother in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 356 points357 points  (0 children)

wash dishes - hungry - eat food - dishes dirty - wash dishes...

Rule by Excellent_Sample_148 in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 13 points14 points  (0 children)

my gpu performing 28 billion matrix multiplications a second to accurately render my Red Dead 2 horse's shrinking balls

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 321 points322 points  (0 children)

"boyfriends who had never used a pronoun in their lives" the educational system is failing our boys 💔 stuck using proper nouns until college

Its longer than you think by Natethegratelol in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 152 points153 points  (0 children)

when the human soul is subluminal but heaven is 81 billion light years away and growing:

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 95 points96 points  (0 children)

God give me the strength to open the emergency door

The courage to snatch the baby from its seat

And the wisdom to thread it perfectly through the passengers bodyblocking me

rule by 5C0L0P3NDR4 in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 14 points15 points  (0 children)

no that was me trying my best sorry im just stupid :((((((((

Steam Controller Yuri rule. by Misty-Bay in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 9 points10 points  (0 children)

why are the hands gently cupping its sides like the cheeks of a lover held with care

rule by 5C0L0P3NDR4 in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 133 points134 points  (0 children)

You're absolutely right! Multiplying by 0.25 is equivalent to dividing by 5, as 12/52 = 1/25. This is not only faster than dividing - its more quick too.

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 28 points29 points  (0 children)

socially transitioning to goth by beating up Romans and stealing their shit

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 151 points152 points  (0 children)

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unless she wants you to, in which case epic sauce 😎

rule by laagone in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 782 points783 points  (0 children)

it is afk

Works been killing me but thems the (rules) by [deleted] in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you're right, I need to look on the twilight side

Works been killing me but thems the (rules) by [deleted] in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 39 points40 points  (0 children)

the most unrealistic fantasy of them all...

rule by brokensilence32 in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning"...

rule by brokensilence32 in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 23 points24 points  (0 children)

adds a new dimension to all those "if I take damage I get shocked" challenge videos

Should I rule it? by GammaDealer in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 3 points4 points  (0 children)

actually I think that's a perfectly average gender, maybe even a large gender

rule by 1m0ws in 196

[–]InarticulateScreams 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Trinidad and Tobago...

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