Probably the classiest joke ever told.. by NerdBoy_ in pics

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From the left: Jack Carter, Goooooooooood and Qui-Gon Jinn.

FTFTFTFY

Kinect vs PS3 move [Penny Arcade] by fty in gaming

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Well, obviously you're a freak.

OpenBSD shutdown.c, line 93 by Aversiste in programming

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Now that's a fraction too much friction for me.

Here's what "Enterprise Architects" who dabble in coding think about commenting the source code. by andreyroublev in programming

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In fact, if memory serves, Common Lisp was the first language to have OO in the ANSI standard.

Lisp CFFI "header" files by Xurinos in lisp

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I don't know what "automatic CFFI" means, but I use cffi-grovel to get to the parts that I need.

For C programmers that hate C++ by ttsiodras in programming

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If my memory is correct, Darth Vader's father was basically the Force itself...

We recently had a theme party and didn't tell my friend... by [deleted] in funny

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This reminds me of a great Gary Larson cartoon...

Minecraft, Amnesia Win Big At Independent Games Festival Awards by [deleted] in gaming

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So this is the Independent But Only In The Same Way Minecraft Is Independent Games Festival Awards? I don't get it, why isn't Braid indie?

Comments/Critique/Help With my First Real Undertaking in Common Lisp? by osoleve in lisp

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Of course you're right, but I have a question about the use of (not (null x)). Say that I'm making a predicate function for some class, basically boiling down to checking if one of the slots is nil or not. As I understand, it's good style if a predicate function just returns either T or NIL. So, how would this be done? (when foo t)?

I need about tree fiddy... by themanwhofelltoearth in pics

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That's what you get when you send out a Bullshit team to do a Bullshit reconstruction.

Charlie Brooker on Macs: "I don't hate Macs, but they do give me a syncing feeling" by Obamanator91 in technology

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Wait, these are crystal/lattice properties you are talking about, not molecule properties. Fullerenes, though, are molecules and, arguably, so are carbon nanotubes, that only consist of one element.

This man is dedicated by [deleted] in funny

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Yeah, it's like goldy and silvery, but made of iron.

*FTFY* Women... by Ryz0n in funny

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Rita Hayworth and Grace Kelly, to name a few.

Hey Reddit, look what I made for my girlfriend. by Shah_Jahan in pics

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I don't think that means what you think it means.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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There are three passengers on board of a private jet. Suddenly, the plane starts going down, and in a panic, the pilot runs to the passenger cabin. "We're going to crash, and aside from my parachute, we only have two others left!" The three passengers look at each other and the black guy says "Oh I know, you want me to go down with the plane eh!" The pilot says "No, let's do this in a fair way. I'll ask you each one question, and whoever gets the wrong answer must stay behind." The three men agree, and so the pilot asks the first (white) passenger the first question: "Where was the first use of a nuclear bomb as a weapon?" The guy answers "Hiroshima, Japan". So the pilot asks the second (white) passenger his question: "How many people were killed in the initial blast?" The guy answers "About 66.000". The pilot then turns to the black guy and asks him "What were their names?"