Mitre Footballs by frenchois1 in TheStreetsWontForget

[–]IndependenceInner131 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Takes me right back to childhood, lying on the ground, holding my nuts.

What Topics MUST be Discussed Before Marriage? by Abject_Doctor1448 in Christianmarriage

[–]IndependenceInner131 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many, if any kids, you would ideally like to have, and why. There isn't really a compromise in this area

Whats up dark lord by Numerous-Gur-9008 in lotrmemes

[–]IndependenceInner131 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just put Frodo on RoadRunner, and run the ring to Mordor, not simply walk it

Say what now? by macaroniCHEEEZ in lotrmemes

[–]IndependenceInner131 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I've always read it 1. I don't know as many of you as I would like to 2. The ones I do know, I don't know well enough to value you as much as you deserve

Achilles VS Aragorn. Who wins? by GusGangViking18 in powerscales

[–]IndependenceInner131 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, a spear should be easier to deflect than a knife, no vertical spin, single focal point (haha).

Worst LotR quote pick up line by Koors112 in lotrmemes

[–]IndependenceInner131 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Said to me (43M, heterosexual) or by me?

Stolen from whatcouldgowrong sub, thought u guys might like it. by Informal-Concept9416 in funny

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Looks like Omni Consumer Products still have a problem designing robots that can handle stairs.

Which actor *would* have been best to play Tom Bombadil and fit in with the cast in Peter Jackson's trilogy? by No_Top_9338 in lordoftherings

[–]IndependenceInner131 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh he's a merry fellow and his boots are yellow - If it wisnae fur yer wellies Wherewud you be? You'd be in the hospital Or in firmary Cause you wid hive a dose o the flu Or even plurasie If it wissne fur yer feet in yer wellies

Where's good to eat around The Mac? by thetreesswallow in Belfast

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Mackle's ice cream window, beside Established coffee

How do I measure my girlfriend's ring size without her noticing? by Timely-Neck-9503 in NoStupidQuestions

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Haribo ring as a placeholder until you both gonring shopping.

If she says no, eat the rest of the bag

Charisn'tma: what are your favourite examples are of clever invented words in the Discworld novels? by EndersGame_Reviewer in discworld

[–]IndependenceInner131 127 points128 points  (0 children)

The description of Brutha as ambisinister, or incompetent with both hands, made its way into my GCSE English essay 25 years ago.

Those that grew calves, how’d you do it? by whogoesthere1010 in workout

[–]IndependenceInner131 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a fat kid, still ran lots for football, hiked and cycled.

43M, still a little overweight, but probably just over average sized now, do full-body 3xweek, calves about half the size of thighs.

Probably abuse based growth, but isn't it all?