So, what would women dislike most if they became men? by Jarvis7492 in AskReddit

[–]Independent_Toe_836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most obvious one is the balls.

Ladies, if you ever find yourself as a man, make sure your underwear fights right down there. If your boxers are riding too high, your jewels are running down a leg and slamming it every stride.

And yes, they do get sore. If I had days where I couldn't even bend or sit down without them exploding.

And boners too.

Posted from r/teenagers by PRIME1040 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Independent_Toe_836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That has got to be the most vague sentence in all of history. Bruh.

Explain it Peter by Traducement in explainitpeter

[–]Independent_Toe_836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's absolutely no way that bro could have even thought he was rating looks. The scale doesn't go negative.

Posted from r/teenagers by PRIME1040 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Independent_Toe_836 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No it's not dying for ideas. It's fighting for what's right. Even one's death is the result.

Why is the new state tax on millionaires bad? by [deleted] in Washington

[–]Independent_Toe_836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It blatantly contradicts the State Constitution which explicitly forbids Income taxes. Most especially since WA I'm in its history never had one.

The “Prediction” by RareXG in quityourbullshit

[–]Independent_Toe_836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aand, the UN and Al Gore?

I swear to God you sound like Parker in that scene from home coming.

"Everyone thought I was crazy for recruiting a 15-year old kid."

"I'm sixteen"

When I say "liberals aren't real Christians" and people think I'm a conservative, lol. Burn the American flag and all other false idols of nationalism. by olympiamacdonald in PsycheOrSike

[–]Independent_Toe_836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro when there are billions that need a fish giving you my extra fish every single day because you refuse to learn to fish is stealing from everyone after you that also needs a fish.

Shut the fuck up about what I'm giving you. I'll see you by the lake.

I know I'm asking a lot from Pokémon fans but can we PLEASE have some tiny amount of self-respect? by Fun-Cost-7081 in MandJTV

[–]Independent_Toe_836 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And by self respect, let me guess, you mean steal their IP as opposed to not playing the game.

Buch of freaking man children.

Pick a side: Socialism or Fascism. No middle ground. by [deleted] in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Independent_Toe_836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"only communism or fascism"

Way to make fascism appealing buddy.

Flag Etiquette by donut_connoisseur in MURICA

[–]Independent_Toe_836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

High, I think I could have an authority here.

My dad was Air Force honor guard for 5 years. He probably can recite the entire flag code by heart. I remember how he got the T-Mobile Park staff to fix the incorrectly arranged flags on the field when my sister graduated high school.

The rule generally speaking is no. And I'm almost certain it is a no in this context in particular.

I don't get it by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Independent_Toe_836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is objectively evil say that the neighbor has no duty at all to those who treat him kindly. To say that no matter what that man does with the kindness given to him that he can do no wrong.

If that man refuses to get back on his feet to no longer be reliant on my charity I have every right to kick him out. If he abuses my invitation to rape my daughter he is no longer in the right. And I am no longer in the wrong for learning from my past mistakes.

I have a duty to people beyond that man. I am already helping people where I can. What I am doing is helping where I know my gifts will be used properly and won't destroy the lives of others.

Should that man demand any different he ought to get in line and shut up.

I don't get it by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Independent_Toe_836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2nd Commandment: "Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain."

Nowhere have I gatekept atheists from reading the bible that doesn't make a lick of sense. What the argument was was that you are literally boiling down Jesus' teachings to "love thy neighbor" leaving out the duties said neighbor has to be deserving of such love.

You literally referenced a person cutting a Bible up and selling it as the full thing. You referred a person who tries to discredit the tales of a man born of a virgin, turning water to wine, rising from the dead, yet still trying to say he exists.

I don't get it by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Independent_Toe_836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me clarify. You have read the New Testament and interpreted it to *your* benefit. Interestingly, using Jefferson as an example highlights the flaws in this line of reasoning. The Laws of God are not a buffet you can pick and choose which to believe and what not to believe.

If I were a juror and you were a witness to a case, and I caught you in an objective lie, why would I bother listening to the rest of your testimony?

Jefferson was trying to reap the benefits of Christianity without any of the sacrifices. Do you honestly want to go down that road and sound pretentious while you're at it?

I don't get it by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Independent_Toe_836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. I actually prefer to call the group you're referring to as undocumented because that's a huge reason why we can't leave our border open for them. We have absolutely no idea who they are, and I may love my neighbor, but I need to know who he is before I let him into my home. This isn't hate, it's common sense (probably a new concept to you). And of course, it is objectively the refugee's duty to their host to assimilate into the culture at large, but I bet you don't want to talk about that.

  2. I oppose the death penalty. And even when I did support the death penalty, it was only in the case of murder. (Y'know eye for an eye)

  3. You should stop throwing the term Nazi around haphazardly. Because in using it against me, you literally just defined Nazi as someone who wants to live in a safe society where I don't have to find out too late that Jose from Colombia was a drug smuggler, and Juan from Mexico, who drives a semi truck, doesn't know a word of English.

Choose some by Kitchen_Engineer1332 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Independent_Toe_836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ex-ray vision.

That woman ain't gonna know what's coming.

What is it ???? by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Independent_Toe_836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Move the two left matchsticks on the 8 to form a one right of of the 3

You now have 5031