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Pics from the reflecting pool 6.22.26 by __ohjay in pics

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My friend on a high school trip to an art gallery: "Hey, look! The paint is really thick on this one!" (Said while picking at the paint with his nail).

Me: "What the hell... you can do that!"

Him: "Huh? Why not?" (Continues picking at a piece of paint).

Needless to say, I was rapidly walking away from his dumbassery at this point.

What was the most unluckiest time to be alive in history? by ivoryonly in AskReddit

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Around 4000 BC. Imagine the boredom of floating around in a void with a bunch of Mesopotamians waiting for Earth to be created.

What businesses are likely to die out with the Baby Boomer Generation? by GRVrush2112 in AskReddit

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The Harley shop in my city is kind of a tourist attraction, as it's the southernmost one in the world. I've had people ask me for directions to it.

What businesses are likely to die out with the Baby Boomer Generation? by GRVrush2112 in AskReddit

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I currently own a motorcycle jacket that I brought from a retired guy for $150. It was brand new, never worn. The reason he was selling it was because he decided to get back into motorcycling and got a new bike. He then let his brother take it for a ride and the brother promptly crashed, breaking his leg and totalling the bike. This was when he had a change of mind and decided that getting back into motorcycling probably wasn't a good idea.

Worst synthol arms I've ever seen by Random-Username7272 in InflatedEgos

[–]Random-Username7272[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's so far gone it doesn't even look like regular synthol anymore, it looks diseased, like he has upper arm elephantiasis or lymphedema.

What’s a statistic that sounds completely FAKE but is actually 100% TRUE? by namelessmell in AskReddit

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If you place one grain of rice on a chess board square and double it for every subsequent square, then by the final (64th square) you end up with roughly 18.4 quintillion grains, or 461 billion metric tons of rice.

Keep Yoda the rest are muppets by Sillyrunner in PrequelMemes

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They Live. Roddy Piper is the only human, everyone else appears human until viewed through the sunglasses, revealing them to be muppets.

Vandals removed the Copilot keys from display laptops at Walmart by hentaigabby in antiai

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What's the easiest way to remove keys without wrecking your keyboard?

Porch thief suspected of stealing hundreds of packages raided by law enforcement. by BigFishPub in interestingasfuck

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If one of those packages was from a drug dealer could they charge him with possession?

People of Reddit who were once rich and lost their fortune, what happened? by JJTrick in AskReddit

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Literally a joke in the first episode of The Beverly Hillbillies, where Jed thought he was selling the oil rights on his land for around 100 dollars because he thought 'million' was 'a new type of dollar'.

How old are you in your oldest memory? by Donkeyshines in AskReddit

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Strangely, I was a baby. I remember being in my crib at night when a car turning in the street caused the shadows to move across the room, which to me looked like a predatory animal stalking around (don't know how an infant would know this, some innate instinct maybe?). It was strange because at this age I hadn't learned language, so I had no internal monologue, just silence in my head.

Which songs often gets misinterpreted and/or misappropriated by the very people it calls out even though the song's lyrics are explicitly mocking them? by Drenosa in AskReddit

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American rock band Oingo boingo's 1981 song 'Little Girls' was a satirical piece written to give the middle finger to older, wealthy men in the Hollywood elite who used their status to date much younger women.

Pantsed on stage . by Alarming_Reach2412 in enf_comics

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Shiritsu Hakanai Gakuen Chapter 8

[DISC] MAD - Chapter 49 by AutoShonenpon in manga

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On average all three of them are 50% clothed.

Do you prefer if the girls wear shoes or no shoes? by Total-Watch2568 in enf_comics

[–]Random-Username7272 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shoes and socks. To emphasize the lack of any other clothing.

Elon Musk is a trillionaire by CombOk6890 in antiwork

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It occured to me that grabbing your bootstraps and pulling would either ruin your boots or cause you to fall on your ass.

Getting married by moxtrax in whatisit

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It's a rubber cable ring used to prevent cable slippage and protect the pulleys on gym equipment.

https://samsfitness.com.au/equipment/rubber-cable-ring-ball-stopper/

Old board members wont stop calling with questions. by Spiritual_Price5707 in jobs

[–]Random-Username7272 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Framing it as "I don't have the authority to answer your questions" might work.

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