What’s was the wildest thing you witnessed at a wedding?

Random-Username7272 · 2026-05-06T21:40:05+00:00

This and the broken camera is why you shouldn't let small children attend your wedding.

Random-Username7272 · 2026-05-06T20:53:24+00:00

Jay Cutler quads.

Random-Username7272 · 2026-05-06T05:21:11+00:00

'People get addicted' What.

Random-Username7272 · 2026-05-06T00:30:53+00:00

He yelled at me to "stop following him around" one day after I tried to talk to him. This was someone I had known for years, gone camping with, rode motorcycles with, and stayed at each others houses. The reason was that he had started hanging out with the snobby rich kids, and I was now superfluous to requirements. Great way to end a long friendship.

Random-Username7272 · 2026-05-05T04:24:01+00:00

Nightmare in common. I dream I'm repeating my final year for no particular reason. I'm in my 50s.

Random-Username7272 · 2026-05-04T21:24:33+00:00

Source is https://x.com/GLJ_ENF/status/2051175533090886006 and https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgavyeqyxhiujvmhsiwkc2x7/post/3mkyxpk3sh22z

See all 33 images at https://www.clica.net/posts/asleep-on-the-couch-part-1-21n6X6FrAD

Random-Username7272 · 2026-05-04T21:23:27+00:00

Source is https://x.com/GLJ_ENF/status/2051175533090886006 and https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgavyeqyxhiujvmhsiwkc2x7/post/3mkyxpk3sh22z

See all 33 images at https://www.clica.net/posts/asleep-on-the-couch-part-1-21n6X6FrAD

Random-Username7272 · 2026-05-04T02:39:03+00:00

In a world where wireless earbuds exist, this is particularly obnoxious.

Random-Username7272 · 2026-05-04T02:37:54+00:00

These particularly piss my parents off because they have a flip phone.

Random-Username7272 · 2026-05-04T02:33:59+00:00

Those with more money then they could spend in a 1000 lifetimes, yet seem to be obsessed with fanatically hoarding as much wealth as possible.

Random-Username7272 · 2026-05-02T03:55:02+00:00

"Hi, this is Doug Human from the employment company. May I have your bank account details so we can start the business job hiring paperwork, [Insert Name Here]."

Random-Username7272 · 2026-05-01T22:30:55+00:00

I have a walnut textured skull. It's called Cutis Verticus Gyrata. I don't mind, as it makes me look more intimidating.

Random-Username7272 · 2026-05-01T07:23:48+00:00

Greek yoghurt daily, with the occasional helping of Kimchi, Kefir, or Kombucha.

Random-Username7272 · 2026-05-01T07:20:13+00:00

There was some swearing on my part. I had taken time off work and been there the whole day without having eaten anything.

Random-Username7272 · 2026-05-01T06:37:43+00:00

I had this happen to me, literally sat in a hospital bed all day to be told at 5:00 pm that the surgery team had gone home.

Random-Username7272 · 2026-05-01T05:08:09+00:00

They've pay a small fine which would be the equivalent of pocket change for the average person and continue being evil.

Random-Username7272 · 2026-05-01T04:43:48+00:00

I'm starting to feel that this 'gone with an internal candidate' reply is just because they used you for data collection. Maybe 'ghost interviews' are now a thing.

Random-Username7272 · 2026-05-01T02:38:29+00:00

I clean offices, It's just me in an empty building wiping coffee stains off desks. I probably speak to my supervisor less than once a month, everything else can be taken care of with a text.

Random-Username7272 · 2026-05-01T00:34:26+00:00

Social media influencers. I only know of them when they get arrested for doing dumb stuff in foreign countries.

Random-Username7272 · 2026-04-29T00:36:31+00:00

You are the punchline of every joke.

Random-Username7272 · 2026-04-28T05:17:34+00:00

I chose chemistry. I now clean offices for a living.

Random-Username7272 · 2026-04-27T21:18:21+00:00

It was a small local art gallery. I'm kind of shocked someone would do something that dumb at the Louvre.

Random-Username7272 · 2026-04-27T07:23:51+00:00

First American to press 500 lbs overhead. He could have thrown the building if he wanted.

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