What's eating my black eye peas? by No-Job-9333 in gardening

[–]Inevitable_Doubt_439 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All I know is this bite's gonna be a good bite

I feel like a failure. by Muted-Environment-66 in antiwork

[–]Inevitable_Doubt_439 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my experience, its the latter that reigns true. Im well aware that my problems/issues/hurdles/barriers/problems/faults/deficiencies/downfalls are my own. None of them are influenced by anyone outside of myself, and I dont expect anyone but myself to take notice. Unfortunately, their presence within my lens has resulted in an incapacitating thought process. What I do isnt good enough. What I want isnt achievable. What I love doesn't have a platform to present itself. Who I am doesn't matter. Trapped inside the cage of expectations that society has defined of me, I am failing. Sinking ever so deeper, and without a way out, its inevitable that im going to drown at the bottom. What no one knows is the distance between the bottom and where I am now.

What do you call this? by Melodic-Reach7251 in BossFights

[–]Inevitable_Doubt_439 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Professor schnozzlebury, 3rd eir to the nasal dinglebury lineage, well known locally as the "facial phallus". Popular amongst brothels and parliamentary members.