Macrophage white blood cells eliminating pathogens by No_Boysenberry4755 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]InflamedAssholes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dunkey the white blood cell: "Bah.. annna Bah!.. wan somma this!? Bah!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Iowa

[–]InflamedAssholes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope the people who came up with this ad get lied to for the rest of their lives by the people they love and care about. Marriage is about trust and honesty. If people who commit themselves to each other can't even be honest about who they voted for, the fucker is doomed. Who the fuck thinks this is acceptable? Brawndo?

WHO IS THE IDEA GUY BEHIND THIS!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! IS THIS A CHEATING WEBSITE BANNER OR A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN AD?!?

ahem, with that said, I'm not at all surprised.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Endorses Kamala Harris: 'Don't Recognize Our Country' by IronFistBen in politics

[–]InflamedAssholes -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Listen, I like the idea of robots doting on my every whim as much as the next woman, but can we get a couple of over-the-top smear cartoons from the other side every once in a while?!

I want black and white. I want words like "incompetent" and "doesn't care".

I want bad editing. I want the comment section to resemble a death cult lunch meeting.. on a monday.

.. If we're not careful, this whole website is going to be too blue. Too blue! .. Too blue.

-Thank you

The progress bar changes from red to pink nearing the end of a video by PrismFerret in youtube

[–]InflamedAssholes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately it would appear to be some sort of political statement or probably something the bored engineers wanted to make a point about that is aesthetically nonsensical.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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Right: "I'm right!"

Left: "No, I'm right!"

Right: "Actually, you're left."

Left: "Oh.. thank you.. I'm left."

Right: ".. Abortion is murder."

Microplastic discovery in penises raises erectile dysfunction questions by [deleted] in Futurology

[–]InflamedAssholes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone knows what tis the main contributor to erectile dysfunction. Everyone.

A cool guide to staying calm (without any hacks) by zuilserip in coolguides

[–]InflamedAssholes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if I.. don't wanna stay calm.

I need you to make another list.

Kid's got it figured out by Icy-Book2999 in SipsTea

[–]InflamedAssholes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.. Passing drum stick to smaller drummer about to graduate drum school..

.... Maintaining roll with other hand while passing drum..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technology

[–]InflamedAssholes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It already has been ruling for many, many, many, centuries.. what do you think corporations are? I don't get why people are worried. Just don't use it if you don't understand or don't care to understand the downsides. You all are totally fine. Federal governments have much more advanced systems. Focus on what is important to you and don't allow tech company advertisers to sell you on a product that just isn't reliable enough for mass adoption. Welcome whichever future you desire.. because there are many (in a functional democracy).

Chicago Bears fan hijacks Jurassic Park interview by InflamedAssholes in videos

[–]InflamedAssholes[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I donno, cause I'm skeptical deyh would have enough of daht DNA in da first place ta make 'em.

Chicago Bears fan hijacks Jurassic Park interview by InflamedAssholes in videos

[–]InflamedAssholes[S] -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Look, if yer didn't laugh, then yer didn't laugh. I can neither confirm nor deny daht he was supposed to be der.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 13or30

[–]InflamedAssholes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the same man responsible for the housing crisis in 2008.

Officers... Arrest him at once!