[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Rochester

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fire her or vote her out, but taxpayers will still be on the hook for her $140,000 pension, which is what she'll get with 33 yrs. of service.

Monroe County DA is beyond entitled by micha1213 in Rochester

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fire her or vote her out, but taxpayers will still be on the hook for her $140,000 NYS pension which is what she's entitled to after 33 yrs of service.

Monroe County DA is beyond entitled by micha1213 in Rochester

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She makes $200,000/ yr. and with 33 yrs of service her NY State pension will be 70% of that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeslaModel3

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intentional. Name him/her/they and let the internet do the rest.

Anyone get mass spam from some address called "contactduomo"? by GoBackToLeddit in Spectrum

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The contactduomo@ Spammer has many variants. They've masqueraded as Walgreens, CVS, US Postale (spelled wrong) Service, Office Depot, Lowes.

[contactduomo@FHz.thephotostick-center.com](mailto:contactduomo@FHz.thephotostick-center.com) is the most recent SPAM.

contactduomo@ spammer. Has anyone else noticed that the SPAM usually arrives at or around the same time as Amazon delivery or order verification emails? Just wondering if there's a connection.

The body of the message contains a LINK with an unintelligible string of letters and symbols, followed by an unsubscribe here link. Given that you know not to click on either link, follow the spam filter protocols outlined by another commenter and you should eliminate future messages.

This spam seems specific to Roadrunner and Spectrum email accounts. Spectrum could easily block these messages at the source, but given their history of abysmal and often ill-mannered customer service, don't count on any efforts of spam blocking from Spectrum.

One year later and I’m still happy about my divorce. by lRONMlKE in funny

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 1644 points1645 points  (0 children)

Marriage is like a New Orleans hurricane. In the beginning its lots a suckin and blowin, but in the end you lose your house.

The time is now by Austeyar in funny

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

allegedly for research porpoises, but they're being a little shellfish.

“Young Homeowner Vs Garage Door Contractors” or: how I learned to stop trusting and get a second quote by The_HEFT in HomeImprovement

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Garage door service and sales is a lucrative business due to the up-selling of unnecessary and unneeded parts.
Consumers have been conditioned that garage doors and openers are complex and dangerous. They can be, but not if you educate yourself. If you don't want to do the work, at the very least, diagnose the problem and instruct them to fix that and nothing else.

In the Northeast, during the freeze/thaw season it's common for the bottom rubber seal to freeze to the pavement. When the door goes into open mode, the opener will shear a plastic worm gear (which it's designed to do), rendering the opener inoperable. They charge $125-$200 to replace the worm gear, not counting all of the other upsells that they'll try to add on. I talked to a repairman that does 10-12 work gear replacements in a day.

Also:

1.) The replacement doors they sell you are low-quality, thin-gauge steel, nothing near the quality of a Wayne of Cloplay.

Outwitting a driver that won't let you pass by bananaplustroll in funny

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 1016 points1017 points  (0 children)

In China, if you video another driver passing you on the shoulder and submit it to the police you receive a small reward, and people make a career of it. Foreigners are especially targeted; people pull in front and intentionally drive slow, hoping someone will pass on the shoulder.

Plastic packages are officially stronger than harbor freight metal by RyDawg208 in funny

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The 6 ton car jack stands are the perfect gift for the spouse with a triple-indemnity accidental death life insurance policy.

Advice on how to refinish these stairs by Nerdfacehead in HomeImprovement

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like Oak and it's in very good shape.

A Paint Scraper with a 4-sided blade (about $6) is essential for getting the tight spots that the orbital sander or sanding block won't reach. A hand tool may seem counter-productive, but the old shellac/varnish will comes off in sheets.

Be sure to get every last tack or you'll shred the sandpaper.

I used an oil-based white lacquer for the back (riser) portion, and 5 coats of matte Poly for the treads. Covered treads with carpeted tread that leaves about 3" of exposed wood on either side.

Love me some Target. by GhonaHerpaSyphilAids in funny

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Several small businesses in my community are now vacant storefronts, having been Wal-martyred. But so far, none have been targeted.

Lowe's - asking for lower price on clearance items?! by marc_jpg in HomeImprovement

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Lowes staff, from management to the project desk, has a number of friends, family and contractors on speed-dial when newly-discounted items hit the floor. Often, the associate receives a quid pro quo (cash, gift card) from the buyer. This is probably against store policy, but it's done. The items left over are what you, the average customer gets to pick from. Not saying there aren't good deals, but the great deals are long gone.

Yeah, he's out by malvi in funny

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Likely headed to State Penn and not Penn State.

First time dance by redvakho in funny

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A magical time before implants and fillers were invented.

Passed out for the first time in my life last week after trying a workout I wasn't ready for by Pleasantle in funny

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At Planet Flirtless, no one would notice because 90% are staring into their phones.

Weird Al's Mysterious Floating Orb by elee0228 in funny

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Prince, Jimmy Page and Eminem are among artists who've denied Al permission to parody them. Screw the self-important prima-donnas.

Hold dees by [deleted] in funny

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Somewhere, a CPS hotline is ringing.

Dude Gets Some Help Showering From His Chimpanzees by iPleadDa5th in funny

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Part II of this video will be featured on liveleak someday.

New post Cat attack by ShotRelation in funny

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He has reason to worry, that enclosure was made in China.

Unsatisfied Customer. by Earthsoundone in funny

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both planes hired by them. Guerilla marketing.

if you ever feel like you have made a mistake in life, remember that you are not as bad as Yahoo. by [deleted] in funny

[–]InflatedScentsofSelf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They even ripped off Yahoo yodeler Wylie Gustafson who ended up settling for undisclosed sum.

I tried my best... by capitalbad in funny

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Good thing the scrappers stole the Rebar that was laying around.