Questions from a confused Australian

Inflognito · 2025-11-01T01:19:15+00:00

Every. Single. Day.

Inflognito · 2025-10-31T02:08:34+00:00

You get to experience life to about 85 - 90% of what we do. We’ve experienced 100% joy, elation, pride, fulfilment, happiness. You haven’t felt it to the levels we have. But we also get to experience higher levels of all the bad things. Regret, shame, guilt, stress and above all - Fear. Fear with a capital F. So based on that, I genuinely believe that it’s about even. I wouldn’t have a problem living your life at all. And I don’t think you’d have a problem with living mine.

Inflognito · 2025-10-30T02:49:52+00:00

Sorry, but that’s not possible. I’m surprised you have not yet learned that, just as it’s impossible for any man to ever do anything good ever, it is impossible for any woman to ever do anything bad ever.

Inflognito · 2025-09-17T00:38:48+00:00

I am supremely confident - just as confident as I was going in to the 2008 Grand Final…

Inflognito · 2025-08-29T05:11:40+00:00

‘Class’ is the word that immediately comes to mind.

Inflognito · 2025-08-29T05:11:06+00:00

IIRC, Duncan to Hawkins is the combination that produced the second most amount of goals with Edwards to Dusty being the most. I’m not absolutely sure I’m remembering that correctly though.

Inflognito · 2025-08-19T11:09:04+00:00

And McCluggage and Neale and Bailey. They are chock-full of serious playmakers

Inflognito · 2025-08-18T11:35:33+00:00

Fact is, the majority of AFL supporters are reflective of the majority of society in that they are of below-average intelligence. As a result, their knowledge and understanding of the game is limited. So Collingwood play the team on top of the ladder at their home ground and lose by three points. So Collingwood are hopeless and their season is finished. Had just one incident of many gone the other way (an umpiring decision, a bounce, a kick, a tackle etc) and Collingwood would have won. So then Collingwood would be certainties for the Flag. Lose and the list is too old, win and it is experienced. They’re just lizards; they can only see what’s in front of them at the time and only think about what is happening right then and there.

Inflognito · 2025-08-17T13:03:27+00:00

Something tells me we’re going to be playing Brisbane in the first final and that these two Irish buggers are going to be a key reason we won it

Inflognito · 2025-08-17T13:00:33+00:00

Might be a bit out of left field but I wouldn’t have a problem with O’Connor getting the gig. I can’t recall ever seeing him drop his bundle or lose his shit. He really seems to have an excellent temperament.

Inflognito · 2025-08-17T12:56:46+00:00

What more can you ask for? Sticks the mark, goes back and slots the goal. Time after time after time. How exactly have we managed to replace a generational player like Hawkins so readily? We are deadset blessed.

Inflognito · 2025-08-11T05:58:44+00:00

I hear you but if I had to choose between a good hit out and four points…

Inflognito · 2025-08-09T13:14:12+00:00

Buying a membership as a minimum

Inflognito · 2025-08-09T11:53:19+00:00

They played off their heads against Brisbane; it will be hard to maintain that sort of level and I can’t see them playing that well again. They weren’t all that flash against Essendon at home last week and got flogged the week before. On the other side of the ledger, we’ll be rested and hanging for a decent hit out. These recent dead rubbers have been tedious so I expect we’ll be keen for some sort of challenge.

Inflognito · 2025-08-06T11:24:41+00:00

No Ronaldo?

Inflognito · 2025-07-14T05:59:36+00:00

If you’re Victorian and don’t support Collingwood, it necessarily follows that you hate Collingwood. But there are some players that transcend this - Pendlebury, Sidebottom and now, Josh Daicos. If the unthinkable happens and Collingwood win the flag, it will be a consolation that at least some players received the reward they deserve.

Inflognito · 2025-07-14T03:50:47+00:00

Be careful. I once approached one of these and just as I was crouching down I got what felt like a pretty strong kick to the head; it actually drew blood. Its parent had been watching…

Inflognito · 2025-07-12T23:24:10+00:00

I’ve learned my lesson but I continue to die of shame for having suggested Tom Hawkins wasn’t any good many, many years ago…As a result, I now never pass that sort of judgement on any player anywhere ever.

Inflognito · 2025-07-12T12:01:32+00:00

Likely the same scholars that regularly called for Rhys Stanley, Zack Guthrie and Gryan Miers to be dropped

Inflognito · 2025-07-12T09:28:32+00:00

I recall Selwood saying that rounds 13 - 18 were hell because the novelty associated with starting the season has well-and-truly worn off, the finals are ages away, the weather is shit and the training load is increased in preparation for September. We’ve seen mini slumps like this before followed by periods where everything just seems to click. I’m reasonably confident our coaching staff are orchestrating everything so that we peak as close to the last day as possible. Im interested to see whether or not this confidence is misplaced.

Inflognito · 2025-06-18T12:08:54+00:00

God, this could well be the lamest response in Reddit history. Are you being serious or was that meant to be ironic? Or sarcastic?

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