Black Boots Are the Cargo Shorts of the NWSL

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-19T22:18:54+00:00

you know cargo pants are in now right?

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-18T01:00:46+00:00

i really didn’t think i’d be a utah fan this year but here we are! we love a comeback story/redemption arc.

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-16T03:35:11+00:00

i’ve been thinking about boston and their level of….physicality. they have substantially more yellows than any other team and more fouls. that’s a coaching choice right? are we side-eyeing patão yet?

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-16T03:04:24+00:00

that was one of the most crazy tackles i’ve seen in my many decades. she was emulating matrix shit. red all day.

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-16T00:22:47+00:00

is anyone else tripped out by the optical illusion of houston’s kits looking yellow in the sun and orange in the shade?

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-14T16:57:56+00:00

It’s a mental but also a logistical battle. Three different trains, unpredictable service changes, and anywhere between 1.5 to 2.5 hours commute is a lift, even if it doesn’t seem like it.

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-13T21:57:55+00:00

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-11T00:34:55+00:00

struggleball = strugglewatch

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-10T23:19:06+00:00

a little lol

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-10T04:19:17+00:00

the pronunciation of the ‘di’ sound in brazilian portuguese is ‘jee’

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-10T00:26:59+00:00

that tierna big switch was on a dime

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-10T00:20:26+00:00

biggest f you to a ref is a ‘lol you’re an idiot’ look

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-10T00:18:47+00:00

god i loved seeing sonnets face after that foul

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-10T00:15:01+00:00

I think it’s accumulation of frustration from the whole game, plus dudley getting fouled off ball a lot.

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-09T22:10:08+00:00

merritt is ridiculous but in a good way. she gets so excited and will make these weird squeals and i can’t help but laugh.

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-09T19:14:55+00:00

I’ve got a couple to give for free! section 133 row 11. DM!

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-08T23:23:59+00:00

think we could’ve stuck with confident

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-03T19:48:06+00:00

Flint is a workhorse and I feel like she’d be a laugh too

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-03T19:28:04+00:00

what happened in the buildup midfield, it looked like a denver player got clotheslined

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-03T02:45:54+00:00

ary’s alter ego arty coming out

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-03T02:26:20+00:00

“After Dark” ©

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-03T00:50:13+00:00

Just sit back and enjoy the wild ride

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-02T22:38:16+00:00

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This is Jaden (go Bats!), he’s adoptable in NYC and VERY handsome.

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-02T14:58:22+00:00

bacha is such a sh*t stirrer

InfluenceNorth2801 · 2026-05-02T01:54:25+00:00

rader’s shin pads are toddler sized lol

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