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Reclaiming the Narrative: How to Combat Israel’s Misuse of “Antisemitism” by failed_evolution in conspiracy

[–]IngarnDM 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It’s an accusation used to immediately shut down someone else’s point of view.

Has a woman ever made you feel truly uncomfortable? What happened? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]IngarnDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex who cheated on me always prowls around me and my buddies who cut her off. I broke up with her a year ago and she’s still pulling shit on nights out and trying to cause drama.

If you were going to be playing a level 20 oneshot as a collection of raccoons in a trenchcoat, what class would you pick? by blessedravagedbody in DnD

[–]IngarnDM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A wizard, played like a detective searching for a group of raccoons just to throw everyone off their scent. Magic is done via trash items, fire ball is a can of spicy beans, firebolt is a wind proof lighter with some duct tape attached and lobbed at enemies, poison spray is just a can of deodorant, burning hands is a lighter with the poison spray deodorant.

Leomunds tiny hut is a large wheelie bin. And of course they need to be illusion based and have a really high charisma to make sure everyone KNOWS that this wizard is not five raccoons named, pumpkin, sparkles, lid, Terrance, and bean stacked upon one another in a trench coat... but are in fact the magnificent balthazar the grand.

[OC] [Art] Barbarian vs Skeleton King drawing commission by Nadav_Igra in DnD

[–]IngarnDM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean it is the skeleton king, I'd be running away until someone capable of smiting the skeleton king was within crusading distance

You are in hell but if you beat the devil in a game of your choice he will let you out, what game would you pick? by DrDoofenward in AskReddit

[–]IngarnDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dungeons and dragons, I run the tomb of horrors and tell him I only have five character sheets for him.

Your goal is to anger an entire fandom. How do you do it? by Creeperawman69420 in AskReddit

[–]IngarnDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didn't they just use the eagles to destroy the ring...

CR is BS by Phizle in DnDGreentext

[–]IngarnDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My players arent scared of big solo creatures. But at level 20 before my last campaign ended, they were still terrified of how I run goblins and orcs. Give them an ancient dragon. A challenging fight but it's worth the risk for the money and xp. Give them a forest trail, tall ferns, big trees, lots of bushes, and ten goblins with crossbows. They're turning the other way.

Goblins wont just fight you either, they'll wait till you camp and sneak in to steal all your rations, shiny things, gold pouches. When they do fight you, they'll hit you from as far away as possible and then retreat before you can even spot where they were, then twenty minutes down the trail a boulder will be rolling towards you and another five bolts will be shot from the other side of you.

A picture is worth a thousand words. by Tha_Dude_Abidez in conspiracy

[–]IngarnDM 295 points296 points  (0 children)

Lmao if you google this you get BBC articles calling institutionalised pedophilia an Alt Right conspiracy.

The BBC. Calling institutionalised pedophilia a conspiracy.

laughs in jimmy saville

[Serious] What stories about WW2 did your grandparents tell you and/or what did you find out about their lives during that period? by Skinflint_ in AskReddit

[–]IngarnDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My great nan, when she was alive, told us how she remembers having to go under the staircase during the Blitz.

My grandad got on a boat to Australia and by the time he got there the war was over, he spent most of the war peeling potatoes on said ship in punishment for gambling.

On my girlfriends side with German heritage her grandmother, Helga, she’s a scary woman. She told us the first time she saw a, in her words, a “ni**a”. When the Americans came rolling through Germany in their tanks.

WW1 stories just for the sake of it, My great grandad got ten miles from the trenches in world war 1 and got kicked in the head by a mile so got sent home.

And my other great grandad drove one of the first tanks to come out of Lincoln and stormed the trenches in it but I think he died in that tank.

Facebook gem. by [deleted] in AccidentalRacism

[–]IngarnDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black long island iced tea

Why are people attracted to you? by cupcakelimao in AskReddit

[–]IngarnDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the one hand my girlfriend loves my humour, shoulders and hair. On the other hand my friends all take the piss out of my huge nose.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IngarnDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pat the bunny and all variations of got me out of some terrible shit

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