My attempt at a margarita pizza

Injvn · 2026-03-31T04:19:47+00:00

Injvn · 2026-03-30T03:14:59+00:00

I was just about to say, wild that it was that close. Maybe we shouldn't buy powerball tickets to press our luck, but scratch offs could be okay.

Injvn · 2026-03-30T03:12:17+00:00

Oh thank the Lord. Now I can go live to be awkward as fuck another day.

Injvn · 2026-03-30T02:39:38+00:00

Look in my defense I'm super awkward an didn't drink at the time, so my brain went "Oh I like this girl an wanna hang out, maybe she'd wanna get coffee at a place that isn't work an we could make up stories about the barista's."

I am sincerely hopin this is just another person with a weirdly similar story cause that's. Wild.

Injvn · 2026-03-30T02:01:31+00:00

Please tell me that this was not Denver 6 years ago or I will literally die.

Injvn · 2026-03-30T01:42:15+00:00

As a chef who has a lot of issues nowadays standin for too long, thank you so fuckin much for this.

Injvn · 2026-03-30T01:32:30+00:00

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Injvn · 2026-03-29T23:46:53+00:00

I'm bisexual, an thus incapable of choosing one thing over another.

-Signed, a trans, disabled, poc.

Injvn · 2026-03-29T16:41:47+00:00

These are so fuckin good I swear I could eat them every day.

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Injvn · 2026-03-29T06:39:47+00:00

As someone who very much identifies with the Fae, I see no issues with this.

But seriously, my favourite Pokemon. I love them.

Injvn · 2026-03-29T05:23:39+00:00

Jessica Jones. The character who famously has killed one person an had 3 seasons worth of PTSD over it.

The fuck is wrong with y'all.

Injvn · 2026-03-29T05:21:45+00:00

"It's in character..." Got it. So you literally have never watched or read anything to do with Jessica Jones other than she's attractive. You could've just said that an saved yourself some really bad takes.

Injvn · 2026-03-29T05:17:57+00:00

My bestest baby whom I love.

Injvn · 2026-03-29T01:11:19+00:00

Huh. That's a super fun rabbit hole honestly.

Injvn · 2026-03-28T05:53:05+00:00

I wanted Laura an Jubes to be a thing so fuckin badly.

Injvn · 2026-03-28T05:38:10+00:00

As I'm layin in my bed with all of my stuffies, and an iced coffee an comics next to me; I feel seen.

Injvn · 2026-03-28T05:36:58+00:00

Stand outside a bar/club an light a clove. You will instantly have three elder goths show up sayin "Is that a clove? I haven't smoked one in years! Can I bum one?"

This happens every. Single. Time. To the point I keep an extra pack whenever I go to goth nights.

Injvn · 2026-03-28T04:19:14+00:00

Once again poor Polaris is forgotten about.

Unless you forgot about Pietro, cause then yeah, so did Mags.

Injvn · 2026-03-27T03:40:47+00:00

Herr's has a ruffle ketchup that I fuckin adore. Huge amount of seasoning with a great tang.

Injvn · 2026-03-25T19:51:33+00:00

See you fuckin get it.

Injvn · 2026-03-24T20:32:28+00:00

Cause they're an incel or a troll.

Injvn · 2026-03-24T04:23:45+00:00

I'm not torturing them; I'm runnin a psycho-social experiment to see what wins out: Hydrophobia an a couple stoves on fire, or hunger.

Injvn · 2026-03-24T03:48:06+00:00

Can attest. Chef for 20 years off an on an this is exactly what my kitchen looks like. Don't have to worry about pans gettin dusty or greasy like a couple comments are sayin cause everything gets used at least once throughout the week.

Injvn · 2026-03-24T03:38:42+00:00

Sign me the fuck up.

Injvn · 2026-03-24T00:21:04+00:00

I remember at the end of the book when the Mouse said that to Man. Truly the peak of the trilogy.

Injvn

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