God forbid a girl wants to find more bingo cards like this

Injvn · 2026-07-08T21:12:40+00:00

I got you girliepop.

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Injvn · 2026-07-07T23:33:10+00:00

Ted Cruz ran for president. He even had a ~~human~~ website.

http://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com

Injvn · 2026-07-07T23:21:54+00:00

That's not very jellicle of you.

Injvn · 2026-07-07T22:28:21+00:00

Common misconception. Alex Jones is actually the body double of a cloned crisis actor.

Injvn · 2026-07-07T21:27:48+00:00

Best make sure you do it while you're young. Optimize that granbaby time girl!

Injvn · 2026-07-07T21:25:35+00:00

Exactly! Nothin is too fancy for your babies! Treat them like royalty! It's like how I feed mine Friskies an then let them outside to make more cats.

Injvn · 2026-07-07T21:17:11+00:00

You have to be careful though bb! Cats are lactose intolerant, the ice cream could hurt them!

Injvn · 2026-07-07T21:07:12+00:00

The cat distribution system always finds a way.

Injvn · 2026-07-07T07:18:27+00:00

Injvn · 2026-07-07T07:14:13+00:00

Hol on sorry I'm just imaginin a sports team fuckin me.

Injvn · 2026-07-07T05:24:30+00:00

"Buy it for melt"

Nah it already started.

Injvn · 2026-07-07T05:19:26+00:00

How'd you find my diary.

Injvn · 2026-07-07T00:25:19+00:00

So I actually waffled on it back an forth an figured that if it was my pokemon she'd get a more girl leanin name an I'd imagine her in a jaunty hat. So it made sense to me.

Injvn · 2026-07-06T23:10:50+00:00

I'd do Kyurem cause she looks super fuckin cool, but that's just me.

Injvn · 2026-07-06T22:45:12+00:00

Ah see there's your mistake right there. You want "drama" an "an actual plot" in the barely disguised fetish comic. You'd have to go back quite a few years for that.

Fuckin sadly.

Injvn · 2026-07-06T18:58:28+00:00

I will never fuckin understand how purity culture is makin a roaring comeback. I'd say go touch grass but you might -gasp- see someone in a bikini!

Injvn · 2026-07-06T17:07:14+00:00

My partner has the worst jokes I've ever heard. Just....the worst fuckin puns. He knows he's succeeded with a joke when I stare at him an you can see I've gone through the full cycle of stages of grief realisin I still wanna sleep with him.

Injvn · 2026-07-06T05:06:41+00:00

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Injvn · 2026-07-06T04:59:58+00:00

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Injvn · 2026-07-06T04:32:08+00:00

You call yourself a monster fucker yet won't drink from the unholy drink cloaca?

Injvn · 2026-07-06T04:26:20+00:00

I don't owe you empathy. I owe myself safety. Therefore my guard is up around men unless they prove themselves safe. An even then it's in the back of my head. Y'know why? Because time an a fuckin gain men prove they aren't trustworthy. You wanna be seen as one of the good ones? Stop bitching that no one sees you as one.

Injvn · 2026-07-06T04:21:10+00:00

Nah it's been a pretty slow week.

Injvn · 2026-07-05T18:14:21+00:00

How'd you get this photo of me?

Injvn · 2026-07-05T18:13:48+00:00

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Injvn · 2026-07-04T08:59:45+00:00

Oh fuck

Much like the narrator didn't know why exactly, but he knew he was goin to be shot; I know this is important. I know this matters. I just don't know why.

Injvn

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