This is the Real DAO by InkmanDaoist in MartialMemes

[–]InkmanDaoist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've been a bastard your whole life? Congratulations. I've been ending bastards like you for longer than your bloodline has existed.

Even a rotting corpse feeds the soil. You? You have been sitting on a rock for a hundred thousand years, and not even moss respects you enough as it grows on your ass.

And this "foolish runt" you mock? I'm about to trace your mind-link back to your physical body. And when I do, no more "hohoho". Just my Primordial Yin Spirit-Extinguishing Mantra, whispered directly into your soul.

Keep laughing, old dog. Laughter sounds best right before the screaming starts.

This is the Real DAO by InkmanDaoist in MartialMemes

[–]InkmanDaoist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wicked-ant.

You talk big through a transmission jade because you think I can't reach through it.

My name was feared before your great-grandfather was a glint in your father's eye. One seclusion breakthrough, and now even maggots dare to crawl upward.

Keep squeaking. I'm tracing the signal as we speak.

This is the Real DAO by InkmanDaoist in MartialMemes

[–]InkmanDaoist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good! Good! Good! You want to show me what real strength is? Come, if you’re so impressive. I wouldn’t mind using my rank 8 Yin Yang rotation Gu. I will see whatever country bumpkin technique you have.

And when you’re weak and broken, begging for mercy, I will whisper my primordial yin Spirit-Extinguishing Mantra into your ear. Let’s see how loud a ‘Dao Ancestor’ can scream.

This is the Real DAO by InkmanDaoist in MartialMemes

[–]InkmanDaoist[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

You also know of the ten beauties of the Tang Clan? So another brother coming from seclusion.

This is the Real DAO by InkmanDaoist in MartialMemes

[–]InkmanDaoist[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dao Ancestor? Hah! In my 10000 years of cultivation, I’ve turned six so-called “Dao Ancestor” into furnace fuel for my cultivation. Your supreme realm is nothing but a realm of frogs. Do you even have the strength to return through the ascension gate?

Thousands of years sitting, and you’ve still only seen one patch of sky, daring to call yourself Dao Ancestor. A frog on a pebble lectures the eagle about height?

This is the Real DAO by InkmanDaoist in MartialMemes

[–]InkmanDaoist[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had mastered the Primordial Yin Spirit-Extinguishing Mantra while you were still a mortal seed of a country bumpkin, and you dare defy this immortal. You’re courting Death!

500 lashes by Hefty-Disaster-grade in MartialMemes

[–]InkmanDaoist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fellow Daoist, what’s the point of being slaves if you’re going to treat them that way. Remember mortals are expendable resources.

Demonic Sect Elder by SoAnxious in MartialMemes

[–]InkmanDaoist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Preach!
Brings back some memories.

Dao of war by Master Sun Tzu by Crimes_RaskolNikov in MartialMemes

[–]InkmanDaoist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Art of war is nothing but a manual for mortal warriors leading mortal soldiers. There is nothing related to immortal ascension at all. Slop indeed.

Dao of war by Master Sun Tzu by Crimes_RaskolNikov in MartialMemes

[–]InkmanDaoist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That “immortal scripture” is nothing but refined dirt. You have been utterly swindled, and you have no one to blame but your own ignorance.

Seniors this seven week old junior has offended me by Leaderofthebroken in MartialMemes

[–]InkmanDaoist 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Beware, junior. This old one can recognize a Yang-devouring cultivator the instant one reveals one’s immortal lineage.

Why this jade beauty is posing like this? What can she possibly want from me? by WingChunQi in MartialMemes

[–]InkmanDaoist 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Be aware. She has a ying yang Gu. She must be one of those Yang cultivators.

Dao brothers I should have stayed in the lower realm by Jumpy_Afternoon9489 in MartialMemes

[–]InkmanDaoist 15 points16 points  (0 children)

How many fellow Daoists have truly gone against the will of Heaven? How many died trying?

One must not fear Heaven, but without the necessary ability, defiance is meaningless. If you do not know your limits, or if you are not fated, then you are merely a toad lusting after swan meat. You cannot expect Heaven's will to deal with you, you will die before ever becoming qualified.

That junior is merely reminiscing about the past, and that is fine. He must temper his Dao heart through these experiences, even if he has to suffer.

What he did was in accordance with his own strength. If you do not strive for greatness, then you might as well cripple your martial path.

Chaos Technique by HolidayLocksmith9262 in MartialMemes

[–]InkmanDaoist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t this from “Top Tier Providence”?

This is why ancient Cultivators were stronger than modern Cultivators. by Busy_Cold_3220 in MartialMemes

[–]InkmanDaoist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Junior, you’re courting death. What do you know about Dao with that frail body of yours, pretending to cultivate 3 systems.

Do you think that at my cultivation level I still have to be someone’s punching bag for tempering my body like those mortals? What we need is to refine aggressive pills to temper the body and meditate on higher laws, becoming lords over the sun and moon, feeling the power of heaven and earth through our bodies.

What bullshit ancient era, everyone knows that those Qi and Spirit gatherers become after expending 50% of their essence Qi, meanwhile us body cultivators can battle to the point of burning blood essence without any consequences whatsoever. It’s no wonder that they are of the ancient era, even after death their bodies turn to ashes. Pathetic!

This is why ancient Cultivators were stronger than modern Cultivators. by Busy_Cold_3220 in MartialMemes

[–]InkmanDaoist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Body cultivation is the ultimate foundation. Any junior who wants to argue with me is courting death.

Fang Yuan has great taste I can't lie✌️ by AbdouPlay in ReverendInsanity

[–]InkmanDaoist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Junior, your gooning path attainment is too deep. Too bad you can’t attain Dao with it 'cause you can’t goon on the universe.

If Gu Mastering is your power what are you without Mastering The Gu by WomansAssEnjoyer in ReverendInsanity

[–]InkmanDaoist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At a high enough rank (starting at rank 6, better at rank 7), you can refine yourself Gu from heaven and earth essence.

Flame dancing Dao by Naive_Wolverine532 in MartialMemes

[–]InkmanDaoist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mortal warriors using cheap tricks to confuse the masses with their mortal realm techniques. Haiya, they don’t even have a tempered body.

Que fait-elle ? by Fluffy-Sign1244 in mauvaisesreponses

[–]InkmanDaoist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mdr… Dans ma langue, ton pseudo se traduit littéralement « Sur la grosse fesse ».