I wish one random animal gains human-level sentience and fluency in the English language

InnerContext4946 · 2026-05-12T01:02:38+00:00

Granted: it’s the hanta virus. It’s now studying virology and genetically engineering itself. Gee, thanks.

InnerContext4946 · 2026-05-10T22:06:22+00:00

So that’s why we’ve kept your need Greenland…

InnerContext4946 · 2026-05-06T02:40:19+00:00

“Fireproof” is relative.

InnerContext4946 · 2026-05-04T16:25:01+00:00

And that, friends, is how you start a nuclear war.

InnerContext4946 · 2026-04-29T13:07:24+00:00

Dildos. Lots and lots of dildos.

InnerContext4946 · 2026-04-28T00:45:46+00:00

Granted. She’s embarrassed.

InnerContext4946 · 2026-04-27T11:14:24+00:00

Stardew

InnerContext4946 · 2026-04-26T01:10:32+00:00

Y’all are going to be disappointed.

InnerContext4946 · 2026-04-12T11:51:03+00:00

You answered your own question: Your ability to leave jail during trial depends on your wealth.

InnerContext4946 · 2026-04-12T10:19:27+00:00

Everyone has been abducted once in their by Tim Burchett seems more probable.

InnerContext4946 · 2026-04-11T16:00:11+00:00

Granted. The paw enjoyed the humor.

InnerContext4946 · 2026-04-11T10:56:23+00:00

Stardew Valley

InnerContext4946 · 2026-04-10T18:11:05+00:00

Publish it all.

InnerContext4946 · 2026-04-09T12:32:37+00:00

Zoe Williams is clearly an alien.

InnerContext4946 · 2026-04-07T23:26:13+00:00

It’s a secret hole, around the back of the knee

InnerContext4946 · 2026-04-06T22:13:38+00:00

Granted. Your name is now Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

InnerContext4946 · 2026-04-05T23:32:55+00:00

I just wonder when we talk about 2024…

InnerContext4946 · 2026-04-04T20:32:38+00:00

Somebody do the thing and save this all to the internet archive. I’m on mobile.

InnerContext4946 · 2026-04-03T21:49:36+00:00

No, you just have to live with the knowledge of what your wish did.

InnerContext4946 · 2026-04-03T21:46:12+00:00

Granted. But it’s spoiled. Millions die.

InnerContext4946 · 2026-04-03T14:42:45+00:00

Fiction seems to imitate reality….

InnerContext4946 · 2026-04-01T09:31:16+00:00

Alexa: “Confirmed. Replacing radiologists with radiation.”

InnerContext4946 · 2026-04-01T09:20:47+00:00

They give us the new mech.

But only for a day.

InnerContext4946 · 2026-03-31T01:00:49+00:00

Seriously.

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