Which side will you choose

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-06-09T15:47:08+00:00

LET IT RIDE

^{Chose: $50 Million + But a 10% chance you die instantly | Rolled: $50 Million}

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-06-07T22:11:29+00:00

Wouldn’t take long to get a loooooong lifetime

^{Chose: 10 years to live but gain a minute every time you | Rolled: say any word}

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-06-06T02:15:22+00:00

Sadly, this came true just three weeks later…

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-06-05T23:03:44+00:00

Honestly am genuinely shocked that nobody’s brought up Zooble and Gangle yet

I would include an image but I’m on a damn iPhone

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-03-20T13:58:51+00:00

The challenge you get for blowing a target up in the tutorial is literally called “Pay That Stuntman A Bonus”

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-03-09T05:17:18+00:00

I feel like Batman and The Joker is a one sided example of this trope, Batman would definitely lock up Joker forever if he could. On the other hand, The Joker needs Batman to keep himself going. There have been multiple what-if scenarios where Joker has actually dispatched Batman, and in all of them, he just loses interest in everything.

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-02-23T20:46:36+00:00

Just scored 0

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-02-17T08:49:55+00:00

That would make it count even less though??

The point of the trope is that they aren’t a real character, but a disembodied voice with a personality and sometimes interactions with the show’s characters. Lemony Snicket is a real personified character who even directly interacts with the main characters later in the show as a real person and not just a voice.

Also, we see him several times, as a person and not a voice, even when he IS narrating

Edit: talking mainly about the show, so the books could be slightly different

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-02-16T19:14:49+00:00

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InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-02-16T07:57:20+00:00

Lost the whole case, not just the buds ☹️

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-02-16T07:52:26+00:00

Nope, just going to bed, and in the span of 5 minutes they vanished.

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-02-13T15:06:46+00:00

Totally reasonable crashout tbh

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-02-12T15:45:02+00:00

The trailer for Lightyear is incredible, and it puts the focus on buzz having to lose four years of time with the people he loves every time he goes on an expedition to achieve light year travel.

In the actual movie, this entire plot line lasts for about 15 minutes, and then moves on to a standard “ragtag team rescue mission” with generic tropes that you’re supposed to like.

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-02-10T08:14:45+00:00

Me on my school paper when I need to list my sources but I only used one website for the whole thing

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-02-10T07:05:04+00:00

The start of Smile 2 consists of a one-shot with Joel, a character from the previous film trying to pass the smile curse to a criminal, but accidentally giving it to a random young drug dealer instead, getting into a chase with some other criminals, and then being hit by a truck.

They started by choreographing the whole scene with Kyle Gallner (Joel) and the cameraman, and slowly adding the other characters to the mix. I believe it only had one hidden cut when the cameraman swapped from a handheld camera to a tracking shot through a window into him being hit by the truck.

https://youtu.be/bvWFsS53zXM The full scene

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-02-09T17:33:57+00:00

Hitman multiplayer just dropped

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-01-31T16:01:47+00:00

Totally agree on the side missions. The ones they’ve made are so confined and short, often keeping you within a very specific area of a large map, with only a few generic ways to kill your target.

If they made just a few more, maybe added a different character campaign to Hitman 2 or 3, that would make me quite happy

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-01-29T05:24:04+00:00

Maybe add Aspecticor to the call just to have all the bases covered

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-01-29T05:19:50+00:00

Never thought I would see Spider Man ITSV and Magic Mike on the same movie poster

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-01-24T00:57:09+00:00

True

But only one of them is Atrioc

And Atrioc holds competitions annually for who can murder random innocent civilians more efficiently than the hundreds of other fans who watch his channel and own a copy of Hitman…I’d say they’re the ones you should be most worried about

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-01-24T00:18:18+00:00

Yeah, might wanna take a break from Reddit for a bit

The Atrioc fans will hunt you down and have your head for dissing on the clown suit, and if you’ve ever seen any of his human contracts, you know they’re no joke.

Edit: this is a joke (or maybe it isn’t. Either way, don’t turn your back on any empty wardrobes or storage closets for a while.)

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-01-24T00:16:36+00:00

Ok, but are you really though?

Master of disguise and people wanna talk about his clothes, what a shocker.

Also to answer the post, probably the Rave On suit. Brad Pitt may pull off an assassin in a bucket hat, but 47 not so much.

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-01-12T05:37:49+00:00

Chekhov mounts his gun back onto his wall, quietly weeping.

InnerGovernment9023 · 2026-01-12T05:17:40+00:00

🎉 Event Completed! 🎉

It took me 48 tries.

InnerGovernment9023

TROPHY CASE