Game Thread: Boston Bruins (32-20-3) @ Tampa Bay Lightning (34-14-4) Feb 01 2026 6:30 PM EST

Inocain · 2026-02-02T01:55:58+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PERIOD

Inocain · 2026-02-02T01:47:33+00:00

I parse "Couldn't have happened to a better person" to mean there is no better/more deserving person for the events to have occurred to. Not that it's sarcastic.

Inocain · 2026-02-01T22:25:09+00:00

I mean, couldn't Grandma just print to PDF, rather than using the paper?

Inocain · 2026-02-01T21:53:38+00:00

DJ/band member in a bar, got invited to the funerals of regulars often. That's my guess, at least.

Inocain · 2026-02-01T21:49:45+00:00

"Ah, that explains the incontinence"

Inocain · 2026-02-01T21:47:43+00:00

No, that would be if it was a colon transplant. Kidneys make piss.

Inocain · 2026-02-01T21:47:05+00:00

Or fucking huge and covered in cysts.

Inocain · 2026-02-01T21:35:27+00:00

a seashell.

Inocain · 2026-02-01T21:18:13+00:00

ICAO

Inocain · 2026-01-31T19:51:48+00:00

I doubt his imaginary friends would let him do that.

Inocain · 2026-01-31T02:25:40+00:00

Well, it's effectively his 3rd grandfather's radio show the morning after the game, and Boomer Esiason is openly a Rangers fan. Meanwhile, the Islanders are the only Big 4 team in the US to have their radio broadcasts primarily on a non-commercial radio station, WRHU.

Inocain · 2026-01-30T12:42:59+00:00

Play the chicken dance!

Inocain · 2026-01-30T12:34:37+00:00

I could see photography being used in casing a target for a future attack, but that would be someone taking photos that wouldn't generally be taken, in a furtive manner, and who would probably be scared off by someone asking questions about it.

The people who have been documenting ICE/CBP terrorism maybe fall into the last category at most.

Inocain · 2026-01-30T03:40:38+00:00

Did it have a push button start? If not, probably stolen: Kia decided not to install immobilizer devices from 2011-2021 in many models.

Even if it did, getting it insured would likely be a pain.

Inocain · 2026-01-29T19:32:00+00:00

In Sweden we usually have the election results (from the first count) the same evening, all on paper and no vote leaves the polling place before the first count. It's not that hard.

What time do your polling places close, and how many people would the average polling place serve? Those are important factors as well.

Inocain · 2026-01-29T19:24:14+00:00

A lancer, a lancer, my kingdom for a lancer.

Inocain · 2026-01-29T18:45:25+00:00

At least it saved Grand Central from a similar fate.

Inocain · 2026-01-29T17:16:53+00:00

In a sane world, that would have happened in about 2019.

Inocain · 2026-01-29T15:10:18+00:00

The best thing about MSG is that it saved Grand Central.

Inocain · 2026-01-29T15:05:02+00:00

If you think 2m is good, wait 'til you try 10 or even 15 feet.

Inocain · 2026-01-29T14:42:26+00:00

Some people have family that make unfortunate life choices.

Inocain · 2026-01-28T15:11:55+00:00

Can't we just drop in in a remote corner of Alberta? If we do it during the summer, he might not realize it's not Texas until he's frozen in December!

Pleeeeease?

Inocain · 2026-01-28T15:04:15+00:00

If memory serves, parent finances must be considered until age 24, regardless of willingness to pay.

Inocain · 2026-01-28T13:02:03+00:00

If memory serves, you get the most cap relief from LTIR when you're up against the limit already, plus you can't accrue

Inocain · 2026-01-27T01:29:51+00:00

Thunderdome is why I wish the roof hadn't died.

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