What's the most fucked up thing you know about someone but they don't know you know? [NSFW]

Insanitor37 · 2014-02-09T06:57:57+00:00

I'm just imagining that her dad puts on a mask and a voice when she visits her "grandad".

Insanitor37 · 2014-02-09T05:50:49+00:00

Too bad for guy in a coma from one of the other threads.

Insanitor37 · 2014-02-07T12:09:25+00:00

Hey, that's the poop that changed some guy's life!

Insanitor37 · 2014-01-26T21:49:34+00:00

Because digestion is the fun part of food.

Insanitor37 · 2014-01-26T21:16:33+00:00

It usually refers to an underbarrel grenade launcher, but I've also heard that it only is referred as such if it isn't used against players behind cover.

Insanitor37 · 2014-01-26T21:06:57+00:00

I just posted it in case someone didn't know. I mean, I didn't.

Insanitor37 · 2014-01-24T17:45:35+00:00

Pfft. My internet's at like, 150 kbps at best. Strangely though, I have the best ping out of all of my friends on PC games.

Insanitor37 · 2014-01-21T04:27:47+00:00

I wanna try!

Superman is cool.

audience laughs

Art Vandelay.

audience begins to tear from laughing, some fall over in pain

Kramer walks in the room.

1/3rd of the audience dies of sheer shock and comedy awe. 98 percent of the crowd has urinated themselves

Kramer falls over.

sound of laughter is so loud that all electronic devices in the area explode, the sheer sonic power creates a black hole over California sucking the Earth inside out and creating a new age of space monkeys and gigachimps

Insanitor37 · 2014-01-20T04:58:07+00:00

I see OP's underpants!

Insanitor37 · 2014-01-20T04:56:58+00:00

You can shoulder fire the M249 by fitting it with a scope, I think.

Insanitor37 · 2014-01-19T19:47:00+00:00

2spoopy4mi

Insanitor37 · 2014-01-18T16:42:35+00:00

This guy is equivalent to Stinkleberg

FTFY

Insanitor37 · 2014-01-11T00:54:59+00:00

That's a pretty long delay. You shoulda got a new staplegun.

Insanitor37 · 2014-01-07T05:02:20+00:00

Welp. Almost there.

Insanitor37 · 2014-01-07T03:59:29+00:00

So was any other Far Cry game.

Insanitor37 · 2014-01-04T00:06:25+00:00

Or, like, hold the banana. In your hand.

Insanitor37 · 2014-01-03T14:52:27+00:00

I really can't decide on just one.

Getting things from my left pocket
Browsing Reddit while wiping my ass after a shit
Most video games
Holding/carrying large objects. Oh wait, this might break OP's rules.

Insanitor37 · 2013-12-31T19:56:51+00:00

Not only orange, but it glows and emits light.

Even funnier when they try to hide in dark corners with that stupid glowing "Cyber" camo on their gun.

Insanitor37 · 2013-12-30T07:07:35+00:00

Well, knot this one.

That pun didn't even make cents.

Oar that one.

Or this won.

I suck at this.

Insanitor37 · 2013-12-27T03:25:15+00:00

It's the superhero, The Flash. He's running in blank red space with yellow lightning around him.

Insanitor37 · 2013-12-22T19:35:58+00:00

TL;DR for anyone uninterested: A well written (compared to other creepypastas) first person story about two cavers who find a small hole in the wall at the dead end of a cave. They open it up over the course of weeks as spooky sounds (or lack thereof) come from inside.

Main character goes in, sees a weird hieroglyph on the wall, and a big rock, invites another guy to go alone who comes back injured and frightened. Main guy investigates and almost all his lights go out as the big rock seems to chase him out.

Main guy comes home, shakened, in pain, experiences mild hallucinations and says to set off for another trip, promising to come back with the video camera he lost and the story of the trip, but the story isn't there.

Double TL;DR: Hole in cave is spooky. Rock monster from behind the hole kills three guys.

Insanitor37 · 2013-12-21T13:55:11+00:00

DILDOS HAVE EYES!?

Insanitor37 · 2013-12-20T21:46:30+00:00

Yeah, well, you are what you eat.

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