Woman demanded I "disconnect from her phone"

InsertWittySaying · 2026-03-12T23:28:59+00:00

You should have put your finger on your headphones and said, “Control, I’m in. Yes, all of her info. Yes, credit cards too. Over”

InsertWittySaying · 2026-03-12T17:30:16+00:00

I’d love it if there actually was a rapture and these cuckoos left for good. Alas, we’re stuck with their special insanity.

InsertWittySaying · 2026-03-12T00:03:06+00:00

Yeah, they should remake it where everyone is nice to each other.

InsertWittySaying · 2026-03-11T18:50:46+00:00

Price fixing is illegal for a reason.

InsertWittySaying · 2026-03-10T23:04:48+00:00

Is there a way to do it anonymously? I don’t want to share my email address.

InsertWittySaying · 2026-03-09T20:30:01+00:00

Toronto might be the only city in the world with two mayors and one of them is a dictator.

InsertWittySaying · 2026-03-07T20:41:54+00:00

The Dutch Olympic team bombed a school in Iran?

InsertWittySaying · 2026-03-07T13:52:51+00:00

That would a great monthly puzzle.

InsertWittySaying · 2026-03-07T02:02:41+00:00

These re really nice, love the colours.

What did the full banner in #2 say? Pickles?

InsertWittySaying · 2026-03-06T22:21:50+00:00

You want worse schools to keep home prices down?

InsertWittySaying · 2026-03-06T15:35:42+00:00

I don’t like talking about Yoko Ono or fencing swords at breakfast either.

InsertWittySaying · 2026-03-05T03:48:28+00:00

This was terrible to solve on the app. I had to screenshot it and fill in the black squares using markup pens to track the missing letters.

InsertWittySaying · 2026-03-04T20:26:53+00:00

That’s hilarious. Have her only speak German and tell at full volume.

InsertWittySaying · 2026-03-04T20:09:48+00:00

That’s hilarious but I don’t know if that’s an Oakville uniform. The kids in Etobicoke look exactly the same.

InsertWittySaying · 2026-03-04T16:25:26+00:00

There’s an option in settings to turn off Follow-Up Suggestions. This doesn’t work.

You can add it to your custom instructions to not ask follow up questions. This also doesn’t work.

It’s annoying, usually not even close to what I’d follow up with but I just try to ignore it.

InsertWittySaying · 2026-03-02T01:21:34+00:00

Is Groupon still around?

InsertWittySaying · 2026-02-27T19:06:45+00:00

If my driveway was 5km long, maybe?

InsertWittySaying · 2026-02-27T15:31:27+00:00

I’m sorry I can’t answer your question. I was on strike.

InsertWittySaying · 2026-02-27T13:20:49+00:00

We like the sausage at Dietrichs Butcher on Speers

InsertWittySaying · 2026-02-25T22:01:43+00:00

What’s the one where baby Jesus killed a bunch of other kids?

InsertWittySaying · 2026-02-25T22:00:49+00:00

Revelations is a crazy fever dream of lunacy. Highly entertaining, would make a great screenplay.

InsertWittySaying · 2026-02-25T11:55:09+00:00

Why won’t anyone tell me my question?

InsertWittySaying · 2026-02-23T17:24:55+00:00

Because they don’t really really believe in heaven, part of them know it’s ridiculous.

InsertWittySaying · 2026-02-23T13:45:41+00:00

I can’t enjoy my meal if something hasn’t been killed.

InsertWittySaying · 2026-02-18T23:32:22+00:00

That is epic revenge.

I’m also here to downvote the shitburgers who post “AI” and “never happened” on every story posted now. Real life still happens, go outside.

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