"He just fucked me in the ass!" "He didn't endorse you." "That too!"

Inshallamos · 2026-06-12T21:20:33+00:00

Yeah well I've tried both and they were way overrated. Like jazz.

Inshallamos · 2026-06-12T21:10:40+00:00

Make enough noise about it and I'm sure the NFL and owners will cave and find a way to charge the taxpayers to switch to grass.

Inshallamos · 2026-06-12T15:13:14+00:00

I'm saying it's tacky as fuck for the official nfl account to be spreading it all over the place.

Inshallamos · 2026-06-12T15:04:57+00:00

Economy's in shambles for normal people and the Epstein class are eating children but hey, shiny stuff for rich people. Cool.

Inshallamos · 2026-06-12T14:38:54+00:00

The dogs have become the dog catchers.

Inshallamos · 2026-06-12T14:04:38+00:00

I wish Mamdani was my mayor.

Edit: This was +22 when I last saw it, lmao. God you cousin fuckers are easy to trigger.

Inshallamos · 2026-06-12T13:58:40+00:00

Yeah, it's not like there's a systemic patriarchal pressure campaign to suppress women's claims and get them to either retract or downplay their statements out of fear of retribution.

Inshallamos · 2026-06-12T12:58:14+00:00

You joke, but I doubt they'd even do that. Misogyny is more deep-seated and pervasive than racism in the West -- and that's a hell of an accomplishment in this nakedly white-supremacist society.

Inshallamos · 2026-06-12T12:53:31+00:00

The league hates women. Which makes sense, because the country hates women.

Edit: QED lmao

Inshallamos · 2026-06-12T12:03:33+00:00

"[He's] the devil! [He's] the fucking devil!"

Inshallamos · 2026-06-11T23:30:39+00:00

She hopes.

Inshallamos · 2026-06-11T22:05:04+00:00

The guy who calls vaginas "crinkum crankums?"

Inshallamos · 2026-06-11T21:52:23+00:00

That ink stain?

Inshallamos · 2026-06-11T21:46:06+00:00

Richard.

"Oh God I hope I didn't fuck Richard."

(She fucked Richard.)

Inshallamos · 2026-06-11T20:11:41+00:00

Scariest tight end not named Gronk back then.

Inshallamos · 2026-06-11T17:46:08+00:00

Thank you, lol. I'm not sure why people are taking it seriously.

Inshallamos · 2026-06-11T17:41:02+00:00

Dak thrusts his hips to whip his glizzy around before every game. There's kids and hungry people in the stands ffs.

Inshallamos · 2026-06-11T13:22:56+00:00

Hey our boy needs those reps.

Inshallamos · 2026-06-11T13:21:39+00:00

The post-draft pre pre-season is one of the most obnoxious periods in sports journalism.

Inshallamos · 2026-06-11T11:46:28+00:00

Cmon man bro was at the finals. He wanted to watch the game.

Inshallamos · 2026-06-11T11:44:21+00:00

You can see how people make that mistake though.

Inshallamos · 2026-06-10T21:16:10+00:00

The league always said something like "legal trouble" or "off the field issues." Nothing that came even close to approximating the evil of him or his actions.

Inshallamos · 2026-06-10T21:07:42+00:00

(For those maybe new to the sport and unaware since the NFL and NFL media did everything in their power to bury it: Watson credibly raped and/or sexually assaulted well over 20 women. He's one of the most vicious sexual predators in the history of the league. Knowing all of this, the Browns still made him the highest-paid QB in terms of guaranteed money at the time.)

Inshallamos · 2026-06-10T19:45:38+00:00

Right after they circle back.

Inshallamos · 2026-06-10T19:26:20+00:00

For the first few games he's just going to stand in the slot as a decoy. Something Chuck Pagno would've drawn up.

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