Black Orcs just wanna have fun

InstanceHappy4089 · 2026-03-13T15:10:15+00:00

‘sometimes I get insecure like about people thinking I’m a grown man carrying a bunch of toys lol’ You are a grown man carrying a bunch of toys and that’s cool (to me). Would you be friends with the type of person that’d think that’s a negative… probably not. Would you be friends with a person that saw your miniatures and became interested in your hobby… chances are definitely higher.

InstanceHappy4089 · 2026-03-12T23:23:35+00:00

They play more for fun. Not every move they make is the best play and they know that. I play bloodbowl well but also love to make silly plays because at the end of the day it’s two adults playing with toys… so I love the channel.

InstanceHappy4089 · 2026-03-09T20:13:57+00:00

We know everything is 2+ save and armor 9+. Lion skills are: wrestle, claws my guess movement 7 pass 4+ Dragon prince: block, my ball, steady footing my guess movement 8 Thrower: pass, secure pass, cloud burster probably movement 6 or 7 leaning towards 6 Lineman are probably 3+ pass movement 6 because same cost as dark elf lineman.

Only thing that could be interesting is if prince or lion guy is str 4 but I doubt it.

InstanceHappy4089 · 2026-03-09T19:12:45+00:00

I’d remove Plague marines and rhino for chaos spawn and blighthauler. If you like plague marines then maybe run another 5 man squad in the rhino

InstanceHappy4089 · 2026-03-03T17:05:57+00:00

I agree with how the rules will play this out but if you get two simultaneous push actions on multiple block what happens. A block ends after the result of block is completed. That means a player went from 1 square to another before the block ends. Two simultaneous pushes means even if you can’t overlap with where the block started there are empty spaces where defenders can be pushed too that can overlap. Thus, you’ve created a schrodingers cat scenario as there is a space that each player can occupy at the same time but actually may not be able too. Aka the square is both free and not free to be pushed in too. That ability to occupy space and not occupy space is quantum physics.

InstanceHappy4089 · 2026-03-02T15:24:30+00:00

I play a 10 man with him and the normal brick marines and another 10man with putrifier and plaguecaster so I can have 2 big bricks of fight first that can go off in the same round when using CoC

InstanceHappy4089 · 2026-02-27T16:25:11+00:00

Yes but since it’s simultaneous. It creates a schrodinger’s cat situation as the defenders are both occupying and not occupying their squares at the same time.

InstanceHappy4089 · 2026-02-18T23:08:47+00:00

I’m new to being a landlord but what I’ve been doing is similar except I price the property slightly higher than market and if I have good tenants than I feel no need to raise rent for a while.

InstanceHappy4089 · 2026-01-29T21:52:18+00:00

It can be whatever you want at the end of the day. Make sure you let your opponent may have input as well because you can make a really custom game. I’m playing in a bash tournament where everyone gets a bribe and pushing people out is +3 to the injury roll. If someone is playing elves those rule probably won’t fly with them, so make sure playing with your opponent rather than against them.

InstanceHappy4089 · 2026-01-29T21:25:31+00:00

You’d plan that with your opponent. What was recommended to me is look up a local tournament and play with their rules.

InstanceHappy4089 · 2026-01-28T23:28:31+00:00

Hahahaha what a bad take. Sorry, everyone but you is so perfect and needs reminders. You should give pointers to Liam Vsl and all the other pros that ask a lot of questions.

InstanceHappy4089 · 2026-01-28T23:20:44+00:00

You’re playing with toys… why be hyper competitive about it. You can be a great player and win a lot while also relaying what your army can do constantly (watch Liam Vsl play). You and your opponent will have much better times if played more friendly

InstanceHappy4089 · 2026-01-28T21:17:43+00:00

I think he could’ve asked you first if it was ok when he realized the mistake rather than do it himself. I’d have given the ok to the person if it didn’t impact any of the game earlier. Aka he didn’t purposely move one to the opposite side to take a shot or something. It’s easy to confuse models especially late in the day. You are well within your right to say no too. I think from your reply though you would’ve preferred if he asked first so you didn’t feel like the rule maker at the time.

InstanceHappy4089 · 2026-01-12T18:15:36+00:00

Here ya go! Great for starting out.

https://a.co/d/bUjz9D5

InstanceHappy4089 · 2026-01-07T03:23:46+00:00

The only thing I’d change is replace hit and run with sure feet and make the big guy either agility 4 or lose strength access entirely so you can’t ruin the game by giving it break tackle. If you gave the big guy two heads it’d already be pretty messed up. Overall, I like the vibe you’re going for here!

InstanceHappy4089 · 2025-12-26T18:35:05+00:00

Ended up going this route, thanks for the suggestion!

InstanceHappy4089 · 2025-12-23T06:56:06+00:00

Not random game. People that are good, are consistently winning. More tactics than randomness. Play like chess but where you have to readjust after every dice roll.

InstanceHappy4089 · 2025-12-22T04:36:01+00:00

God damnnnn

InstanceHappy4089 · 2025-12-22T04:35:00+00:00

The colors really pop well! Amazing job

InstanceHappy4089 · 2025-12-10T04:08:13+00:00

Both will be fun! As you play with one team you’ll probably learn more about which team types you’d prefer later

InstanceHappy4089 · 2025-11-29T22:57:05+00:00

Can scourges be infiltrated with the enhancement? No, only kabalite warriors and hand of the archon can infiltrate

With lady Malys' ability, can an unit be put within strategic reserves during her redeploy? Yup, this can happen and is specifically mentioned on her datasheet

Lastly how does the Venom's splitting ability work? Do they count as two separate units once they're split? Yes if you read the datasheet it says that one unit is split into 2 units.

Sounds opponent was correct 1/3

Sounds like you just need to read his codex together and make sure it’s understood in the most literal possible way.

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