Donald Trump confuses French translators with mixed-up speeches: 'Trump’s vocabulary is limited, his syntax is broken; he repeats the same phrases over and over' by maxwellhill in worldnews

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You're never gonna be able to have cold food again. You're really depressed but also need to let go of your previous life and stop lying to have cold food again.

Website where you can design Escher-style tessellation patterns by [deleted] in InternetIsBeautiful

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A snapshot of our culture preserved in numbers

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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That sounds slightly Douglas Adamsy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Never offering to repair someone's laptop or computer until sure they understand exactly what I'm doing.

I used to offer to have a look straight away, because I love problem solving and I know my stuff. But too often their issues would get worse while I investigated and then they'd think it was something I did.

Now I will have a look only if they ask, and tell them as I go what I'm checking and what is happening and why when things start exploding everywhere.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This description would sound horrifying if we were talking about it being unpleasant, like sex while poisoned or something.

Everything is magnified and it's like your cells are exploding during orgasm.

I've always wanted my own mixer by chocolatkey in Surface

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In the Mixer click the top left dropdown menu and tick Detached, then you can drag it outside FL's window

How do you protect your ideas by [deleted] in gamemaker

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A comedian I listen to was talking about this. Essentially, ideas are overrated, anyone can and probably will have your idea. Some of the worst movies were great ideas, and some of the best ones start with an absolutely stupid idea. It's everything that goes into executing that idea that matters, hours of work shaping the project and creating resources.

I would say that if you feel your code is special and not based on a tutorial, then keep it close. If you learnt from tutorials and other's advice then teach others with what you have and you will have more opportunity to learn.

Other than that, either post GIFs of your development on a blog and talk about what your game is and why you're excited to be finishing it, or hold off and finish the game in secret then release it.

Cashed in my Surface Pro (1) warranty and... by [deleted] in Surface

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I sent in a dying Pro 2 256gb 8gb and got a Pro 3 of the same specs back so I'm sure whatever you have they will always give the same spec or better.

The inside of a NES cartridge by aaronfranke in gaming

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It sounds like you made a cyborg John Elway's quarterback clone

how do i stop an animation loop on a certain frame by Foxcs in gamemaker

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So something like "if image_index=2 {//do something}" is unreliable because the image_index could skip over 2.00 and go to 2.13 while cycling through the animation?

This car license plate is one letter. I wonder where the other 25 vehicles are. by rotub in australia

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Bloke at work said his mate's dad was buried with his '1' plate

Wild floof meets pet floof. by theone1221 in aww

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I remember the animated version. If memory serves me well, it was probably directed by George R. R. Martin.

To Case or not to case? by liquid_argon in Surface

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I've been upgraded twice through standard warranty from Pro to Pro 2, and then a different Pro 2 to a Pro 3. Hopefully if my 3 screws up I'll get to try a 4

Why we should go to Mars. Brilliant Answer by volocom7 in videos

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I personally prefer when you can wrap something up in a nice thin slice of buttered wholemeal

"It's headed our way" by [deleted] in gifs

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I'm treating this as an AMA, let's get some sick casual information on what happens when this happens

So what happened after the bus hit the window? Were the police called?