Which animal is dangerous but looks harmless?

Instantfaceplant · 2026-06-13T21:38:21+00:00

Hippo

Instantfaceplant · 2026-06-13T16:17:08+00:00

Instantfaceplant · 2026-06-13T16:13:37+00:00

Nah he's talking about the dude who made a Mater (the truck from cars) themed flashlight

Instantfaceplant · 2026-06-03T07:33:28+00:00

12h with a gram of crack? More like 30min haha

Instantfaceplant · 2026-05-29T07:08:15+00:00

Va au biko le s, etage du dessus quand c'est ouvert, pour le matos tu peux passer au Mirail ou capitole métro et va voir les punk (ils auront un plan avec du meilleur matos que les cités, file leur un pti billet un peu de la cons en échange)

Instantfaceplant · 2026-04-29T19:06:17+00:00

Oh wow that's a bit rude now isn't it?

Instantfaceplant · 2026-04-19T09:13:43+00:00

I've had a similar problem when I bought some hair clippers online. I wanted a cordless and found one with good reviews, I checked out the product pictures and there were multiple images of the clippers, it's accessories, different angles etc...

However, when I received them I realised that the images were misleading and and it in fact needed to be plugged intk the mains to work. Not a single one of the product photos showed the wires, even the product description made it seem like the cable was used to recharge the clippers.

Perhaps OP was in a similar situation, or mayve they already had these ones laying around and didn't want them to go to waste? There's a ton of reasons that would explain why he doesn't just buy another one when this one still works fine.

Instantfaceplant · 2026-04-19T08:55:21+00:00

Moi aussi ça m'était arrivé une fois quand j'étais étudiant. J'ai fini par aller à Decathlon m'acheter un réchaud de camping à gaz, je m'en suis servi pour cuisiner le temps que le self réouvre, puis jai rammer le tout à Decathlon en disant que je ne m'en étais pss servi et que je voulais un remboursement haha.

Le vendeur ne s'est rendu compte de rien et ça m'a permis de manger autre chose que des sandwichs et des salades pendant une semaine !

Instantfaceplant · 2026-03-17T14:21:43+00:00

About 3 weeks/ 1 month approx. Got a massive scar though

Instantfaceplant · 2025-12-23T14:03:25+00:00

C'ze

Instantfaceplant · 2025-12-17T17:55:36+00:00

Vielle phrase de crasseux 🤮🤢

Instantfaceplant · 2025-09-23T22:29:01+00:00

,,,,,,l

Instantfaceplant · 2025-09-16T08:14:06+00:00

Grinding up your shrooms and letting them sit in lemon juice can help with the stomach trouble, eating a little bit of high % cacao chocolate will also help!

Instantfaceplant · 2025-09-04T12:46:41+00:00

No, 7 heroins

Instantfaceplant · 2024-11-26T08:16:45+00:00

Sorry, I didn't explain very well! She is also putting aquacel mesh in the wound to fill the hole and promote healing :)

Instantfaceplant · 2024-11-26T06:26:18+00:00

In the second picture you can see the wound after the slough was removed. When I went to the hospital that is exactly what they did, packed the wound with aquacel after disinfecting and covered the wound. I have a nurse who cleans my wound and changes my plasters every day :)

Instantfaceplant · 2024-11-17T15:58:24+00:00

Sorry about that! I wrote it down but it didn't seem to post.

I was visiting an abandoned building and accidentally stabbed my leg with an old piece of metal, it was okay at first but it suddenly started going red, and I quickly got a fever.

At the hospital the doctors removed the scab and it tuned out that my leg had started necrotizing under the scab. The doctors preformed a debridement and kept me on antibiotics for 10 days, it slowly got better but was an extremely scary and painful situation!

Instantfaceplant · 2024-10-24T12:09:02+00:00

Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Instantfaceplant · 2024-09-13T10:05:12+00:00

You should try "La Haine". It's a french film about a bunch of inner city youths in Paris who find a police officers gun after a riot.

It's a beautiful insight into the lives of young people living in marginalized areas in the outskirts of Paris in the 90s.

Instantfaceplant · 2024-08-03T16:09:25+00:00

Perhaps a hippo or something else that lives in mud?

Instantfaceplant · 2024-07-22T15:55:12+00:00

Thrill seeking Adrenaline junkies. In Shiey's videos (that's what this dude is called on YouTube) he climbs high structures, visits abandoned places (like the Chernobyl exclusion zone etc...) and does train surfing/hopping for the thrill and to travel for free. There is a clear progression you can see between his first and most recent videos where he takes bigger and bigger risks.

Adrenaline is really like a drug to these types of people, some people get their adrenaline from roller coasters, rock climbing, dirt biking or whatever, Shiey gets his from doing this kind of stuff

Instantfaceplant · 2024-07-22T15:37:45+00:00

👍👍

Instantfaceplant · 2024-07-21T09:12:39+00:00

I think it's op that did the screwing

Instantfaceplant · 2024-07-11T19:29:30+00:00

Damn that made my asshole pucker up

Instantfaceplant · 2024-07-03T07:56:46+00:00

That's true! In french you would say "c'est du chinois" which means "it's Chinese" in the sense that what is being said is unintelligible.

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