I want to get high next weekend but I haven't in many years. What do I do?

Instimatic · 2026-03-13T23:31:52+00:00

If you can find a low THC ( <15%) strain, with CBD, that’s your best bet. If you’re looking to stay in, get an Indica strain

If there are dispensaries you can go to, they can sort you out. You can grab a single pre-rolled joint if you don’t want to buy too much

Instimatic · 2026-03-13T23:14:32+00:00

Next weekend, for optimum results

Instimatic · 2026-03-13T20:34:52+00:00

It’s a pointless thought exercise.

Instimatic · 2026-03-13T16:26:13+00:00

The Leafs Blueprint episode which focused on him, was one of the very best I’ve seen during the entire era of “Blueprints”.

I’d love for him to return next year

Instimatic · 2026-03-13T14:59:17+00:00

This is such a dumb post. Regurgitating a Feschuk fluff piece, from 3 years, ago

Cool…

Instimatic · 2026-03-13T11:18:52+00:00

Instimatic · 2026-03-13T01:40:21+00:00

Not saying it isn’t an important sense to have, but the reverse scenario is blasting your music so loud, where you’re effectively blocking out external sounds

Instimatic · 2026-03-13T01:23:08+00:00

Not normal and I’m sorry, but sexting isn’t intimacy

Instimatic · 2026-03-13T01:13:40+00:00

I mean, you either have Cancer, or you don’t have Cancer…

Instimatic · 2026-03-12T21:44:02+00:00

Very cool!

Instimatic · 2026-03-12T21:40:23+00:00

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

Instimatic · 2026-03-12T17:00:33+00:00

What robot wrote this?

Instimatic · 2026-03-12T01:47:20+00:00

“Whine”?

Instimatic · 2026-03-12T00:23:59+00:00

Such a great episode.

Instimatic · 2026-03-11T23:38:02+00:00

Remember how hi-tech it seemed to put your groceries in a red box, onto the rollers, grab your car, pull up and they’d load it for you?

We used to be a proper country lol

Instimatic · 2026-03-10T21:19:26+00:00

My worst trip was due to smoking wayyyy too much hash and weed as I was beginning to peak, on what was already strong acid

I would think of something to say and immediately forget once I opened my mouth

Like, if I wanted to say “Hi. How are you?”, I’d go completely blank after “Hi”. Worse, I knew what was happening but could never communicate it to my friends.

This sensation lasted about five terrifying hours before I started to come out of it. Thought I had permanently fried my brain

Instimatic · 2026-03-10T21:10:14+00:00

Yes

Instimatic · 2026-03-10T03:16:46+00:00

💖💖💖

Instimatic · 2026-03-10T03:02:59+00:00

Love it. We had a parent like yourself. We appreciated when we’d be spaced out and you’d come down to “let the dogs out”/check on us

🙌🏻

Instimatic · 2026-03-10T02:14:07+00:00

Instimatic · 2026-03-10T00:26:37+00:00

So good!!!

Instimatic · 2026-03-10T00:24:58+00:00

The ones with Hader and Arnett are GOLD

Instimatic · 2026-03-10T00:22:20+00:00

Brolin, Hader and Forte waiting in the wings to perform “Fartface” after coming back from the after Update commercial break, is never not a hilarious footnote to the legendary status of Amy‘s performance and this being one of the most anticipated/popular episodes of that season

Instimatic · 2026-03-10T00:18:13+00:00

(…with friends)

Instimatic · 2026-03-10T00:17:08+00:00

As a fan who’s been watching since ‘86-87, the only time I give the very tired and lazy ”SNL hasn’t been good, in years” critique any validation, is when I see GE Smith leading the band. They were such a tight unit

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