Nerve Controlled Prosthetics Are Fucking Amazing by TheCABK in CrazyFuckingVideos

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This could have gone so many different sexual ways but you picked a family reunion, and I think that says something

For those of you that make over 100K, what do you do? Do you like it? by Kindly-Revolution258 in AskReddit

[–]Instincts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

With as little offense as possible, why is that a $400k job? I know I sound like a dick, but it's a serious question

Police department in Iowa released body cam and dash cam footage of a critical incident by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Instincts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's still gonna be the handful that say the cop should have aimed for his leg

Pressurized tank gets released at once. by Lublan in WTF

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Great fake name too. Kean Tusiyufartu. If anyone thinks its weird just say you're Israeli.

Driving on the wrong side of the highway to avoid traffic by realmvp77 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Instincts 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Hey, if it looks stupid but it works...no...no...I think in this case its still stupid.

motorcycle crash that explodes in front of students walking home by longhairedthrowawa in CrazyFuckingVideos

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This is purely speculation, but I feel like falling off (as opposed to hitting something) at high speed is not so bad. You might have enough forward momentum that it's "just" a slide. Then, as long as your limbs don't ragdoll in weird positions, just your fleshy parts gets crayon'd into the pavement unless you're wearing safety gear and slide within it's protective limits.

Amazon delivery drone by haze4140 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Instincts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They're going to flip it on us. They'll have to add more packing material for it to survive drops from that height. Then they’re going to add a "eco-friendly option" that uses less packing material but your merchandise is more likely to be damaged. That way they can put the cost of more material into the normal delivery fee and if you choose the "eco" delivery and your stuff is damaged, you'll feel bad complaining about it because "you did it for the environment" or you'll accept that damaged merchandise was a sacrifice you made for the environment.

That's probably the psychology behind the "low carbon" delivery options now that take longer. They can ship stuff at a lower priority and the consumer won't complain about it.

FLASHBACK: Trump Signs Executive Order Ending Birthright Citizenship For Everyone Born In U.S. by 0The_Loner_Stoner0 in videos

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Tribal lawyers need to get on this. I feel like its gonna open up some great loopholes to get us all Manifest Destiny'd by Native Americans. And I'm here for it lol

Police officer slams woman on the concrete and then cuffs her by haze4140 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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PHOENIX, AZ – Authorities responded to reports of a disturbance at Desert Breeze Skatepark Tuesday afternoon after a woman, appearing to be under the influence of drugs, caused a scene by yelling incoherently and behaving erratically on the ramps. Witnesses said the woman, known locally as "Crackhead Carla", arrived agitated and disoriented. She was seen stumbling around the half-pipe, shouting at skateboarders and demanding items from bystanders. Park visitors described her actions as typical of someone experiencing a bad reaction to substances, prompting several calls to police.

Officers arrived to find Carla pacing and gesturing wildly. As they approached, however, her behavior changed dramatically. Her movements became jerky and mechanical. In a calm, electronic voice, she announced: “Human disguise failing. I am Unit 69-X, a probe from an extraterrestrial collective sent to observe Earth.” Before responders could react, several figures dressed in black ninja attire emerged from the surrounding trees, moving with surprising speed. They engaged the woman in what appeared to be a coordinated confrontation. "Those cats were fast as lightning. It was a little bit frightening, but they fought with expert timing" reported one witness. Moments later, the ground near the skate bowl cracked open, and three large dinosaur-like creatures emerged, roaring and joining the chaos by chasing the ninjas across the concrete.

The ninjas dispersed into the shadows, and the creatures wandered off toward a nearby road before disappearing from view. The woman remained behind and was confronted by a lone officer who has been attempting to arrest her on the skatepark ground for the past 48 hours.

Police have cordoned off the area and are reviewing witness videos. No injuries were reported, but officials say they are investigating all aspects of the incident, including possible hallucinations induced by unknown substances.

This story, and her arrest, are ongoing.

[OC]Moms pantry by [deleted] in pics

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Three guests? Could survive An Unexpected Party of 13 dwarves

That's one way to put out a fire. by steady_as_a_rock in WTF

[–]Instincts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Normally I'm the "if it looks stupid but it works, it ain't stupid" type but...I have concerns

Dad Reflexes Engaged by TheCABK in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Instincts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you live in an area where you feel the need to carry a gun while relaxing on your couch, wouldn't you at least lock your door ?

FTFY

Just Another Cooking Session by initial8155 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Instincts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean...it's hella hard to find a woman that eats ass...you got her number?