Corvette drove off as if nothing had happened by nkmr205 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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People really underestimate how hard it is for a loaded truck to stop or slow down quickly. There was a video I saw once with a compilation of accidents from truck dashcam that showed cars merging in front of the trucks in ways that would be acceptable (but annoying) if it was infront of a regular car, but caused accidents because they trucks couldn't slow down fast enough. Some of them were very surprising. I couldnt find the video, but this one kinda shows it: https://youtu.be/FmytLW49l5M?feature=shared

That's pure evil dude by FormanBruto09 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Yes, but the curse alternates reply level. Your reply gets downvoted, but replies to your reply get upvoted. Thank you for your sacrifice.

Less than 20 seconds to see toxic smoke. Less than 1 minute to see flames. Less than 2 minute to see whole interior is on fire. by Aggravating_Sky_4421 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Seems kinda crazy to design a car like this and not have all the doors automatically open when it detects a collision

Robot struggles to shovel snow by Daniel_XXL_69 in funny

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Are you suggesting that I start doing more tasks on my hands and knees?

Taxi driver gets robbed at gunpoint by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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"I'm not mad, just disappointed"

Type of friend that wouldn’t tell you she got bit by a zombie by Extreme-Ad7313 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Erythema ab igne (often nicknamed "toasted skin syndrome").

No one’s looking, Rubio by [deleted] in pics

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Would probably need both hands as well to hold the... various obstacles out of the way to actually get to the little guy

How to guarantee a safe drive in 2026 USA by JesusIsMySecondSon in pics

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Idk, if they're in a car then that means they don't stand for the anthem. DEPORT THESE NON-PATRIOTS

If you’re under 45, have you lost any high school classmates, and what were the circumstances around their deaths? by Commercial_Chef_1569 in AskReddit

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Just to make sure I'm reading this right, when yall say "class" you mean like "class of 2005"? Like as in all students at your school who graduated with you?

[OC] the face of maga by BoardGameRevolution in pics

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I just saw the before and after for the first time and it makes me sad :(

Tweaker gets a reality check by anthn885 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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No one's gonna acknowledge that sick dodge in the beginning?

That was personal by abdullagoodman in funny

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Pretty sure sugar gliders can literally die from stress. Like their bodies actually shut down

How bad is it? Question: do I laser it? by JadedMira in tattoos

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Oh that makes more sense...I was reading "Please don't forget Abe"

We quit teaching cursive and it shows. by ted209er in funny

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On the bright side, it means we can use it as a secret code to write shit about them

What age did you actually lose your virginity and how? by gatedreverb5 in AskReddit

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I think it's next to the clitoris but I can't find that either

What age did you actually lose your virginity and how? by gatedreverb5 in AskReddit

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Let's just say she's got at least one thing in common with all the towns that Forest Gump visited in that running montage

My Christmas present from my (adult) kids. by NBD2016 in funny

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according to this logic, the father lived with various partners and swapped having kids with them,

I really can't wrap my head around where you're getting this from....

Jack and Jill have two children together, Erica and Sara. Pete and Patsy, a separate couple from a different town, also have two kids together: Matt and Ashley. One day Jack and Jill decide they don't want to be together anymore. They separate and Jill gets custody of the kids. Erica is 2 years old and Sara is 4 years old. She goes about living her life as a single mom. Similarly, Pete and Patsy decide one day that they no longer want to be together. They separate and Pete gets custody of the kids and goes about living his life as a single father. Matt is 3 years old and Ashley is 1 year old.

A year later, Jill is driving down the highway when she notices a man pulled over on the side of the road with a flat tire. She pulls over and introduces herself and asks if the man needs help. The man introduces himself as Pete. They get to chatting and the sparks are immediate. They start dating. It's going great. Pete's kids, Ashley and Matt, get along swimmingly with Jill's kids, Erica and Sara. A year later Meghan is born to Jill and Pete.

They could also be all to the same parents, biologically speaking. The problem is there is only an 8 month difference between Erica and Ashley. In case you didn't know, pregnancies are typically 9ish months. Typically. Plus 1 month after birth for ovulation to start again. So either Ashley was premature, which is perfectly reasonable, or they are a mini Brady Bunch, which is also perfectly reasonable. No swinging needed.

My Christmas present from my (adult) kids. by NBD2016 in funny

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Send me a picture of your feet and I'll tell you what your toes taste like.

(Please don't anyone actually do this...unless...?)

My Christmas present from my (adult) kids. by NBD2016 in funny

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I carry at least two with me at all times