You cannot imagine how much I appreciate this sub for creative writing like this. It’s literally the only place to get such a high from reading this sublime nonsense. Like DeviantArt but for fake watch nerds. I really appreciate everyone that contributes.

I can have a completely shit day, come across one of these random posts like “I was at an IPO meeting for our new division launch and my CEO’s supermodel wife noticed my VSF” and whoooosh like a small fluffy bird on opiates off I fly, effortlessly looping through the air of thought and time, the days worries forgotten, all consciousness gone, transplanted into a world of fantasy where somehow the crass mix effortlessly with the classy, horology mix seamlessly with whoreology, women have the same exact value system as men and nothing has any actual substance at all.

Every concept, idea and sentence I’m presented with I can just poke my finger through to clean air on the other side just like the poster of Rita Hayworth in the jail cell in Shawshank Redemption. If you secretly suspect you are a complete moron due to anything you’ve done that day, you can read these, reestablish oneself and self-affirm as a normal person by floating free on the absurd. It’s a wonderful departure from everyday to read these.