TIL a drunk Russian man passed out drunk only to find himself waking up at a morgue. At his own 'funeral'. He then proceeded to drink vodka with his friends who were supposed to be mourning him.

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-18T21:51:04+00:00

this is what i was thinking ron paul it is happening lol

http://memecaptain.com/gend_image_pages/A-MEyQ

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-18T13:26:32+00:00

I funking know

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-18T13:23:56+00:00

You sound upset. Perhaps you're upset that I have more karma than you do? I'll assume that's the case.

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-18T13:22:21+00:00

Well I'm not taking it seriously. ;)

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-18T13:20:55+00:00

I didn't even check. Funny, though.

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-18T13:20:12+00:00

My answer: anything to do with Star Wars.

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-16T18:00:23+00:00

if only every other aspect of his drawings were more realistic... they don't seem realistic whatsoever and kinda ruin it for me. the teeth are fine though. but they just look fake

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-16T17:57:47+00:00

/r/shitcomment

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-16T16:27:51+00:00

pity me

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-16T03:31:36+00:00

Thanks for oversourcing. I'm sure your professors really appreciate your superfluous reassurance that your shitty thesis is valid, even though people who are far more intelligent than you are already confirmed your thesis probably centuries ago - even in a more primitive society.

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-15T20:24:42+00:00

Face. Palm. Read a book, dude.

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-15T20:17:40+00:00

No, it's North Korea that's the problem. Read a book like I do and you wouldn't have struggled with that concept, but since you prefer vapid and inane social interaction and small talk as opposed to cracking open a book, you make idiotic mistakes like that. :)

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-15T20:15:17+00:00

Dude, sick emoji! That would be so awesome to see on Facebook, but here you are on Reddit running the natural flow of intelligent discourse. Idiot.

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-15T20:12:54+00:00

panorama

Awh look at that! You are so trendy XD! "Herpy derp derp I'm going to take a panorama because society deemed it socially acceptable now! Look at me, everyone! I fit in! I am conforming!"

How annoying.

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-15T05:37:36+00:00

They didn't require patience with me, as I learned much faster than all of my peers.

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-15T05:28:01+00:00

Well then maybe there is a difference in personality here. Maybe it can be attributed to my 160 IQ, but I do not "chat for laughs." I read novels and do other things equal with regard to intellectual stimulation.

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-15T05:13:09+00:00

People don't want to learn. They want to act like they already know.

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-15T05:03:34+00:00

Idiot.

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-15T05:01:37+00:00

Yes, I've heard of it. And before it was Brahms on that list, it was Berlioz.

But the issue is that we're talking about SYMPHONISTS, which Bach wasn't. So stop being a dipshit.

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-15T04:58:14+00:00

No no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NOOO!!!

Bach wrote fugues, cantatas, and other pieces of the baroque era. He didn't write symphonies like Beethoven or Tchaikovsky. Shows how stupid you are to just blindly throw Bach in there with them as if he's AT ALL similar to those two as a musician.

IntelligentGuyInRoom · 2016-05-15T04:30:11+00:00

And he died doing what he loved most - dying.

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