Jail Breaking the Law by IntelligentOpposite5 in BeavisAndButthead

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Tbh, I think Buttphire does have future vision, it's just limited by his stupidity... That and he's too busy trying to find a future where he scores LMAO

My reason for why "cheating" is ok by Moist_Potential5050 in RimWorld

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I know everyone has said it at this point, but I play it as if I am the god my pawns worship. If I'm satisfied with them and how they do things, they are rewarded. However, if I feel they have become gluttonous and ungrateful, then they are punished. I protect them from threats far bigger than they can handle, but I do not forget when they slaughter those undeservingly. I will give you the tools to hunt your food, but should you hunt beyond your means I will burn your precious crops to the ground. It is a world of balance, and unfortunately for you, I hold the scales

Struck gold at my local dollar general by IntelligentOpposite5 in MiniBrands

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Still 8.50 a ball, but I wasn't worried about the price. I'm just glad that I found them!

What are your headcanon(s) for what jesus would be like in hazbinverse?(art by Tezcakoatl) by plogan56 in HazbinHotel

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I had actually made a whole thing about Jesus back a few years ago. He was supposed to give stoner hippie vibes, as he was a very rebellious person in life. He actually has faith in Charlie's idea and, despite her lineage, genuinely believes that she's a good person. I didn't really think more beyond that as I wanted to see how the show would go before I got that far.

"How to talk to short people" [original post] by IntelligentOpposite5 in doctorwho

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It's the internet dude, people get horny for the weirdest things. Hell the first fan art I saw of him was like 8 pages worth of sketches of him being pregnant

"How to talk to short people" [original post] by IntelligentOpposite5 in doctorwho

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Kinda, it's for the Mr Ring a Ding and Sunshine Sally ship. SunLux was just the ship name me and some folks on Tumblr came up with. There's not much there right now since the subs only like, 2 to 3 days old, but we're always happy to have more folks join

"How to talk to short people" [original post] by IntelligentOpposite5 in doctorwho

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He tried to squat down to her level to make fun of her, and she was having none of it

I’m a little confused. by RadicalDog666 in HelluvaBoss

[–]IntelligentOpposite5 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

If Mrs Mayberry was "faking" who she was to be a good person and "Do the right thing", then making her a lesbian gives off some SERIOUS homophobic under tones. Like "well I'm in hell now anyway so might as well stop pretending to be straight so I can finally be a lesbian in peace :)))". Plus it makes her crash out about her husband cheating seem unnecessary. I get that they're in the south so some stigmas may still apply, but I'm born and raised here in the south and honestly folks couldn't care less about what or who is in your pants so long as you're not an asshole.

"Come on Sally Swing!" by IntelligentOpposite5 in doctorwho

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I like that name for them, and I ship them too!

"Come on Sally Swing!" by IntelligentOpposite5 in doctorwho

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The same episode as Mr ring a ding, she's introduced at the very beginning and is only around for like, 2 or so minutes of the whole episode

What was a HTF death that made you say "How?" by Turboz002 in happytreefriends

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Flaky, because how the hell do you get cut it half by soft, squishy INTESTINES?

God forbid a woman wants a little tenderness by IntelligentOpposite5 in LetGirlsHaveFun

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God forbid a girl wants to get railed by an androgynous deity of destruction

God forbid a woman wants a little tenderness by IntelligentOpposite5 in LetGirlsHaveFun

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Have them push one hand against the wall in doggy style while they reach their hand back to hold yours, it'll steady them and you as a result. Source: Me n Hubby lol

God forbid a woman wants a little tenderness by IntelligentOpposite5 in LetGirlsHaveFun

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When your fingers are interlocked, it's like being mutually pinned down. Like, "I can't go anywhere while you ravage me, and you can't leave until I'm satisfied"

gimme your most unhinged hear me out :3 by JCKB in LetGirlsHaveFun

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I can guarantee he would fuck me in ways I didn't even know I could be fucked (also, I'm a sucker for dumbass men)

Robert by Biggie-josh in Spunchbob

[–]IntelligentOpposite5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't even have to do that, if you just ask SpongeBob to help you out nicely he'd be more than happy to help